This Is Weird

This week Otis is worried that he may be WAY too competitive for pee wee baseball. Plus, for the holiday week, we thought it'd be fun to revisit some of our favorite moments and some unreleased moments from Season 2 of This Is Weird. 

This week Bernie admits to watching "He's All That" (a remake of She's All That from the 90's) and we break down how terrible it is. We dig down the rabbit hole of terrible lawsuits like the Nirvana Baby suing the band, a woman suing Pop-tarts over the lack of fruit, and  a guy who got in a drunken bar fight and hurt himself was awarded $5.5 million. Plus, a public service message: DON'T DRUNK DRIVE AND ELEPHANT!

The weirdness continues as we share some weird moments that happened this past week. Bernie and his family had a nice quiet lunch with a Death Metal band and they discuss mermaids. Meanwhile, Otis is happy to be alive after living a real-life arachnophobia movie in his chicken cage. We discuss people #UnpopularOpinions on things that everyone else loves. This includes Otis's hatred of birthday cake!? Plus, strap in your appetite for Penis Waffles... they're a thing at a new adult breakfast spot. 

The weirdness continues with Otis and Bernie as we discuss Bernie's quest for health in his old age. Otis reveals that part of his narrating books career.... is reading some erotic material. Now he's a bit embarrassed that he actually revealed that. A new census says white people are on the decline in numbers for the first time in hundreds of years, so we play "White People, we had a good run." We cover the man on a flight who lost his sh*t and had to be duct-taped to his seat. The swingers trailer park is a thing and an elderly man fails at robbing 3 banks because they couldn't read his terrible handwriting on the note!

This week's episode takes a lot of backroads and tangents but it was a load of fun having the Twitch master Kyle King on the podcast for Episode 30. We try to figure out what Twitch actually is, Kyle has found his niche on Only Fans and it has to do with his parenting skills. Bernie finds his calling as an HOA president. We play a game called "Creepy or Sexy" with an old country song and a man who made an AI version of his dead fiance'. Lastly, we take on a fish with human teeth in the #PunchlineChallenge

Thank you for joining us for Episode 29. Otis may not make it to episode 30 if the air conditioning people don't come fix his broken air in the middle of the hottest part of summer IN GEORIGA! We discuss his struggles. MTV turns 40 and we CAN'T STAND a certain Podcast that is worth $60 Million. Also, we have to mention the weird things happening with the Olympics. 

Another weird week in our weird lives. Bernie had to fight the hackers off for three days who stole his Facebook access and then wondered why he even cared because he hates Facebook. Some woman gets Catfished by a REAL Nigerian Prince, and Otis has a very slim chance in the universe that he could be related to the Kardashian's soon. Not to mention, the Anti-Sex beds for Olympians gets the #PunchlineChallenge treatment.

Otis's brother Josh breaks his podcast virginity as we talk about Otis surviving 5 days alone with his 3 kids & Bernie penetrates himself. Plus, we tackle stories about an old crotchety man threatening bombs over bag fees at the airport, a reporter who loves a great balls joke, and we play "What Happens Next?!" (when 6 girls find out they're dating the same guy). It's probably nothing you'd ever guess. Lastly, Apple weather apps omit 69 and that becomes our #PunchlineChallenge. 

This week on the podcast we find out how the end of Bernie's vacation went bad, with a terrible case of food poisoning. Rapper Juvenile remixes his 90's smash "Back That Ass Up" to fight COVID. Yes.... they did a video and everything for "Vax That Thang Up". It's as bad as you imagine. One funeral home is apologizing for its terrible choice in music, when transporting a body. Lastly,  Drunk Buffalo become the #punchlinechallenge 

Every had a horribly terrible vacation or road trip? We've had a couple and one friend of Otis's wife could probably rank in the Top 5 of worst family vacation in history when she nearly died.  We examine the death of a master chef when he fell into his own recipe. That leads Otis into a rabbit hole of terribly ironic and weird deaths. Finally, we close out with an exorcism in Home Depot. You ready to dive in?