This Is Weird

We've all come across things online that people are selling, that make us go WHAT?! We talk about some weird things Otis found on a local Facebook garage sale. A creepy swole Cabbage Patch for sale and a box full of eyeballs. The Comments sections are hilarious. Also, imagine being the NEXT guy, when your wife's ex is the richest man in the world, Jeff Bezos. Then, imagine being on a  teacher's salary.  It's all weird this week! 

Big welcome to another radio friend from Q 99.7 in Atlanta Adam Bomb Joins the show. Otis is assimilating with the park moms and loving all the drama. He even found out about a murder. Some billionaire bought extra seats on the Space-X moon trip, so who would you take to the moon? Plus, an angry cat takes over the cockpit of a plane, causing an emergency landing so we made it the #punchlinechallenge

Bernie was excited to get himself a new car this week on the internet, but we reminisce about the Hell we've gone through at dealerships. Also, imagine getting an amazing massage only to notice the masseuse was busy with his other hand. Was he masturbating? or was it something way less awkward? Lastly... we take on Mr. Potato Head losing his gender, in the punchline challenge!

Otis's wife joins the podcast this week to talk about how it's like pulling teeth trying to find a job, how she'd probably punch my mom if she wore a bridal dress to our wedding, and we discuss the woman who peed on a bears face in an outhouse! Oh.. And we landed on Mars!

This week we save your health from poop icicles, Bernie looks into the future at his 90-year-old self pissed about his internet speed,  Grandma's give us some graphic sex advice, and there is a new chameleon who has GIANT genitals.  It gets REAL weird!

With Valentine's coming up, let's hope your lovemaking isn't interrupted by some creepy children's toy.  Plus, we found the person who knows the LEAST about the stock market to explain what happened with Gamestop, then had children help him too.  Also, a family is now lost on how to explain 2020 to their son who was in a come the entire year!

If you need a handy man... it's not Otis or Bernie and definitely don't invite Otis's wife to supervise. We talk how weird this Superbowl is, with Tom Brady (43) and Patrick Mahomes (25) against each other, baby prisons, and Russell Rush is back to help us decide what niche OnlyFans we can each make $$ at

We invited our awesome friend Russell Rush on the show to talk about his Haunted Tour and Otis finally officiates his wedding 3 months late.  Plus, Bernie's full on anxiety attack getting food... Thanks COVID! And.. this podcast could give you a new million dollar business idea... Whale Vomit.

This weeks podcast we welcome our first "weird" friend Chris Cruise to help us with a Throwback 2k "Name That Tune". Bernie is still picking up the pieces from becoming the company wide "reply all" guy. Plus,  the newest health craze... sun tanning your bunghole.

This is probably the closest we'll get to a murder podcast as Otis explains how his fun family trip landed him at a haunted hotel. We've come up with a genius idea for the next Bachelor, and grab your vitamins and AARP membership as we run down some major movies turning 20 this year!