This Is Why We're Probably Single

We hear of Preston's days of growing up eating decade old chunk butter. Mark confesses some childhood crimes he committed - forgery, arson, and illegal chop shops. Preston spent his early 20's running around in circles sniffing Skittles. Mark and Preston predict their deaths. David shows up and talks about peanut butter for like 30 minutes. What's the most important part of a joke timing?

We read this somewhere....or maybe it was an interview - "Shoe Goo!!"

Music by Pete Ayres Band - "Even Without You".

Episode 30 of This Is Why We're Probably Single podcast with Mark Farmer and Preston Dauphin was recorded at Farmer's Jam Studios Jr in New Orleans, LA on October 3, 2019.

Mark fantasizes about his XFL debut as fan-turned-4th-string-quarterback to throw a football over a mountain - with nachos. Preston really hates Chicago Country Blears fans and things anything else that tastes like Frosties or not the texture of soup - as long as they're at least 21 or have cocaine - but not both. Mark unveils another billion dollar idea - Unbuild-A-Bear! Preston changed the color of his shirt halfway through this podcast.

"Oh high, bear"

Music by Mikayla - "The Beginning".

Episode 29 of This Is Why We're Probably Single podcast with Mark Farmer and Preston Dauphin was recorded at Farmer's Jam Studios Jr in New Orleans, LA on September 25, 2019.

Preston has already begun using Area 51 Day as a timeframe landmark. Mark comes across a homeless porno. Preston wore all his sister's clothes. Mark becomes a lawmaker - gives himself magic powers. Preston nails about 7.25 impersonations. If God existed, there would always be an empty seat next to Mark on the plane. We finally learn why Mark really loves Dairy Queen so much. Where did Preston come from? Where did Preston go?

"Old School Cool"

Music by Jon Hebert - "Flash In The Pan".

Episode 28 of This Is Why We're Probably Single podcast with Mark Farmer and Preston Dauphin was recorded at Farmer's Jam Studios Jr in New Orleans, LA on September 18, 2019.

Preston doesn't know the difference between Al Bundy and Napoleon Dynamite's uncle. Mark doesn't know difference between Mafioso bosses and spaghetti. Mark tries to politely start a riot in the world's nicest airport. Preston learns something about himself after he is let down by the most handsome Swedish airport security question asker. Mark tried to kill Michael Jackson before it was cool. Preston takes a piece of metal out of his ass on the elevator.

"Where did hamsters?"

Music by Justin Trawick - "This is Love".

Episode 27 of This Is Why We're Probably Single podcast with Mark Farmer and Preston Dauphin was recorded at Farmer's Jam Studios Jr in New Orleans, LA on June 30, 2019.

You can learn about a person based on their shoes they wear....especially when it's a size 11⅖. We learn that Mark knows f*ck all about music. Preston acknowledges that he has spent his entire life blaming things on a kid that Mark didn't have yet. Grand Smaster Mario Brothers.

First up....Porky's!

Music by Rory Sullivan - "I Know".

Episode 26 of This Is Why We're Probably Single podcast with Mark Farmer and Preston Dauphin was recorded at Farmer's Jam Studios Jr in New Orleans, LA on April 9, 2019.

Mark and Preston had babysitters and there's nothing weird about that....NOTHING WEIRD ABOUT THAT. Preston pre-orders his copy of Fork Knight video game to film himself play it for his next billion dollar idea. Mark makes a stand - polar bears need loving, but not kittens.

What about the spa? Juno?

Music by Delta Revelry - "The Comedown".

Episode 25 of This Is Why We're Probably Single podcast with Mark Farmer and Preston Dauphin was recorded at Farmer's Jam Studios Jr in New Orleans, LA on February 27, 2019.

Mark and Preston are back due to popular demand by Mark and Preston. Preston couldn't figure out why his 1978 Camaro didn't have wifi. Mark harasses people with high-fives and finger-guns. Preston takes a selfie with Sugar Ray and Dean Cane? Mark one-ups Preston's one-ups.

Goochie Goochie Goo Bruther!

Music by Mark Farmer - "Let Go".

Episode 24 of This Is Why We're Probably Single podcast with Mark Farmer and Preston Dauphin was recorded at Farmer's Jam Studios Jr in New Orleans, LA on February 21, 2019.

Mark and Preston are joined by special guest, Ben Lewis. Mark struggles to find the difference between bathroom etiquette and airplane etiquette. Preston cathartically discusses his life in "stall #3". Toilet seats, Georgian snow storms, Baton Rouge cab rides, Debbie Doughnuts (sometimes jelly filled).

DUDE! - you said six inches.

Music by Taylor Bell of Avondale - "Young At That Age".

Episode 23 of This Is Why We're Probably Single podcast with Mark Farmer and Preston Dauphin was recorded at Farmer's Jam Studios Jr in New Orleans, LA on July 28, 2018.

Mark and Preston are warmly welcomed with the intellect (via accent) of the South African Brit Benjamin Hammant, worldly known for his 2014 home security motivational speech "Not On My Veranda!". Mark revisits his first love lost due to an embarrassing panpal faux pas. Preston learns what a penpal is. Booze parties and rugby pregame rituals!

Hey Ray-Ray!

Music by The Crooked Vines "Alive".

Episode 22 of This Is Why We're Probably Single podcast with Mark Farmer and Preston Dauphin was recorded at Farmer's Jam Studios Jr in New Orleans, LA on July 14, 2018.

With their very first guest, TIWWPS virtuoso listener, Garland Hoover, Mark and Preston revisit the origin of 'This Is Why We're Probably Single'. Mark cock-blocked David Grohl. Yes, DAVID Grohl. Garland brings the best gift to the worst party. Preston tells the single best joke in the history of joke-telling. Not kidding....it was great. Really. Good job Preston. Keep 'em coming. Bottomless mimosa downsides, world traveling script writers behind "Mannequin: On the Move", Quantum Leap Rules, Wedding Gigs.

IT'S F*CKING TICK TAC TOE!

Music by Delta Revelry "Desperate Man".

Episode 21 of This Is Why We're Probably Single podcast with Mark Farmer and Preston Dauphin was recorded at Farmer's Jam Studios Jr in New Orleans, LA on June 27, 2018.