This Is Why We're Probably Single

Mark is forced to be the worst DJ ever. Preston remembered her from Moonstruck. Preston announces his kickstarter to write his novelization of 9 intertwined Jonathan Silverman pornos. They agree that there is more meat in a cow than a crawfish.

Brave Little Toaster

Music by Jon Hebert "Runaway Night".

Episode 20 of This Is Why We're Probably Single podcast with Mark Farmer and Preston Dauphin was recorded at Farmer's Jam Studios Jr in New Orleans, LA on June 2, 2018.

Preston gets a new shirt for his collection of flammable uh-oh's and we learn he gets more Facebook birthday wishes than Mark does - and Preston is not on Facebook. Mark's grandmother is now on Facebook, and Tropic Thunder is now memorializing. Preston hates iPhone and we don't have a "Clue" why.

"Tell me about this drink"

Music by Mark Farmer "Here's To The Next One".

Episode 19 of This Is Why We're Probably Single podcast with Mark Farmer and Preston Dauphin was recorded at Farmer's Jam Studios Jr in New Orleans, LA on May 29, 2018.

Mark and Preston are back for season two with more of what you love: us talking. We learned that the greatest sequel ever was Tecmo Superbowl and we're desperately awaiting Steven Spielberg long anticipated sequel mash-up "Indiana Jones and the Dark Crystal"

Buddy Stump

Music by Delta Revelry "Turn Me Loose".

Episode 18 of This Is Why We're Probably Single podcast with Mark Farmer and Preston Dauphin was recorded at Farmer's Jam Studios Jr in New Orleans, LA on April 26, 2018.

Preston steals a custom license plate from a gift shop in Iraq for his collection. Mark had a fouresome in a CD store that was thwarted by employee of the month. Preston built up his CD collection from Blockbuster. From f*cking Blockbuster. Mark calls Dr Phil in about Preston's insane obsession for Dave Matthews, The Eagles, and the man himself, Stevie Nicks. They both fight dickholes in bars in the least manly ways.

Purple Skittles

Music by Delta Revelry "Dawg".

Episode 17 of This Is Why We're Probably Single podcast with Mark Farmer and Preston Dauphin was recorded at Farmer's Jam Studios Jr in Central City, New Orleans, LA on April 18, 2017.

The boys learn that "See Something, Say Something" tranlates to "Grab stuf, Throw Stuff" to morons. Mark isn't into the whole "family double dare thing". Preston crashes a Hornpub party where an old woman hits on him. Preston scored a 900 on Skip-it! HOLY SHIT!

April Fools

Music by Joshua Paul "Ruins".

Episode 16 of This Is Why We're Probably Single podcast with Mark Farmer and Preston Dauphin was recorded at Farmer's Jam Studios Jr in Central City, New Orleans, LA on April 2, 2017.

Mark can't make Maker's Mark holiday mark - must have heard about the rat tail. Preston would date an 8th grader for free Cheetos. Damon or Affleck, Hanks or Scolari, Estrada or the other guy from Wham?

Honey Smacks - F*CK YEAH!

Music by Kara Ali "Cheap Red Wine".

Episode 15 of This Is Why We're Probably Single podcast with Mark Farmer and Preston Dauphin was recorded at Farmer's Jam Studios Jr in Central City, New Orleans, LA on March 5, 2017.

Episode 14: "Cancer Coffee Creamer"

Mark talks about his favorite artist: Holland Oats. They get the most religious and political they've ever been and Preston hides behind the constitution in both aspects. Before they weren't kids, they were both pretty stupid kids when they were kids but now they growed ups.

Man-bun.

Music by Pete Ayres "Ordinary Friend".

Episode 14 of This Is Why We're Probably Single podcast with Mark Farmer and Preston Dauphin was recorded at Farmer's Jam Studios Jr in Central City, New Orleans, LA on February 22, 2017.

Episode 13: "Sir, the Robe Ties in the Back"

Preston gets physical and banned from a Dr's office all in one swift misunderstanding. Mark almost killed a woman with a plastic baby and finally admits that he's a Belieber. The movie Ghost is rebooted with Neil Patrick Harris as Sam Wheat and Patrick Swayze as Oda Mae Brown.

Chya.

Music by Justin Trawick "The Circus Life".

Episode 13 of This Is Why We're Probably Single podcast with Mark Farmer and Preston Dauphin was recorded at Farmer's Jam Studios Jr in Central City, New Orleans, LA on February 16, 2017.

Episode 12: "Revenge of Dr Feel"

Mark hates it when people wear flashlights. Preston reviews Yelp. Mark teaches Preston a cheaper way to get drunk - GARBAGE BEER!

...sorry not sorry

Music by Mark Farmer "So Long".

Episode 12 of This Is Why We're Probably Single podcast with Mark Farmer and Preston Dauphin was recorded at Farmer's Jam Studios Jr in Central City, New Orleans, LA on February 12, 2017.

Episode 11: "Our 5th Prime Number"

Preston relives his first, worst, best, and only date. Chuck E Cheese's chicken lady's lazy eye haunts Mark. Preston learns how to write a check online and immediately unlearns it. Mark learns that Jerry Springer studies Pavlov.

...and twins

Music by Avondale with Taylor Bell "A Wonderful Life".

Episode 11 of This Is Why We're Probably Single podcast with Mark Farmer and Preston Dauphin was recorded at Farmer's Jam Studios Jr in Central City, New Orleans, LA on February 3, 2017.