Florida's beaches are reopening, the Lori Loughlin case and This Just In!

Unemployment computers, 2 murdered in Chicago and Bankrupt Milk.

The world's oldest string, The Tiger King and the medical mask stockpile.

No more graffiti highway, no more handshakes, no more farting and no more Jamica Iowa mayor.

Students aren't showing up for on-line classes, Supermoons, Airport Fires and Matthew McConaughey visited an old folks home.

Hobby Lobby is closed, comedian Louis ck released a comeback special and some kids in Utah got too high.

Another NASA Launch, A teacher disarmed a gun wielding student, Mötely Crüe is on a work out kick and Me on the street!

Criminals are being released from prisons, sexual arrousal studies and The Government is giving out small business loans.

Punchline News- Monday March 30th 2020.

Bidet Sales, Condom Shortage, Free Tacos from Taco Bell and Tom Tommerson attempts to interview a childcare professional.

PUNCHLINE NEWS- Saturday March 28th 2020.

Obesity Miracle Drug, Luka Jovic and 2 people arrested for making non-emergency calls to 911.