This Shouldn't be a Thing

The US Postal Service will always get your mail there, but there are no guarantees on when. Time, is a construct and the USPS doesn’t comment on these matters.

And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts.  And thanks for listening!!

Where can you find the longest car on record? You guessed it, Florida. And this week, we don’t just have the story, we have video as well. So…you’re welcome.

And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts.  And thanks for listening!!

If you’re looking for some tools, please stay away from AliExpress, as you may only get the idea of the item you need. This happen for one man in Georgia.

And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts.  And thanks for listening!!

An Englishmen has his luxury vehicle stolen out of his driveway less than 60 hours after he drove it off of the lot. The man alleges the dealership assured him the car was ‘unstealable.’

And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts.  And thanks for listening!!

Experts are warning that falling iguana season is upon us! As temperatures in Florida approach freezing, scientists are warning that the large lizards will become stunned by the cold weather and could fall out of trees. Have no fear, call your local iguana removal expert!

And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts.  And thanks for listening!!

A man on the so called carnivore diet admits himself to the hospital after he begins secreting yellow ooze following months of only consuming butter, cheese, and ground beef.

And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts.  And thanks for listening!!

Depending on who you talk to here at the show, gender reveal parties are either fine or the living end of our planet. That being said, if you’re going to introduce dry ice to the event, please consult a 9th grade science teacher.

And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts.  And thanks for listening!!

Flowers, candy, a nice card or a fancy dinner…these are great gifts for your significant other, not what one Taiwanese doctor thought would be a “brave” present for his wife.

And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts.  And thanks for listening!!

Folks, we’re gonna keep it simple today: Maybe we don’t belong in the ocean after all…maybe the citizens of the watery world don’t want us there.

And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts.  And thanks for listening!!

Another tip from your friends at Matenaer On Air Laboratories And Chocolatiers: Keep it quick in the bathroom at work or you might wind up on the Wall of Shame!

And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts.  And thanks for listening!!