This Shouldn't be a Thing

It wasn’t the guns, it wasn’t the bowls of drugs, it wasn’t even the chickens IN the basement, it’s something else that burned Jane’s grits in today’s TSBAT.

And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts.  And thanks for listening!!

Do you love metal? Do you love to mosh? Do you have a weak bladder? Well, have we’ve got the solution for you!! Raise the horns in the air for those who just can’t make it to the toilet.

And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts.  And thanks for listening!!

Hey, you know those signs that say “Road Closed”? Well…maybe you shouldn’t drive over the road or else you’ll end up like this guy.

And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts.  And thanks for listening!!

We here at Matenaer On Air Laboratories and Men’s Hosiery Outlet believe that anxiety is real and horrible, but we also believe one must wait to get off and not take it upon themself to open a door.

And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts.  And thanks for listening!!

In our last episode of 2024, we present to you an international story that seems more like the plot of a bad movie, but here we are, in real life.

And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts.  And thanks for listening!!

What are you gonna do with that Christmas tree? Gonna throw it out? Why not try a recipe or thirty to get the full use out of the needles…?

And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts.  And thanks for listening!!

We all love the holidays and we all love to make the yuletide bright, but if you’re gonna do that with your car, make sure it’s street legal.

And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts.  And thanks for listening!!

If we could make a small suggestion? Cap your chimney, because you don’t need a live piece of Christmas decoration. Don’t worry, nobody was hurt and all were blessed, everyone.

And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts.  And thanks for listening!!

Things aren’t going great for you when the cops catch you and call you an idiot. No, this isn’t a Santa story, instead the jolly tale of a guy who picked the wrong chimney.

And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts.  And thanks for listening!!

Is it a cold night? Do you need to keep warm? How about a hot steaming cup of Dr. Pepper…? Yeah this is just gross and we here at Matenaer On Air Laboratories and Haberdashery do not endorse this idea, at all…ever.

And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts.  And thanks for listening!!