This Shouldn't be a Thing

Looks like the congress is busy with all sorts of things, like giving themselves a raise! I mean, it’s a cost of living increase, but it’s a smart way around the US Constitution.

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You wouldn’t ask for marriage advice from your uncle who has been divorced four times and you would ask for parenting advice from Elon Musk’s mother. Well Maye Musk is here to dispense some really…let’s call it interest words of wisdom on why having more kids is the right thing to do.

And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts.  And thanks for listening!!

Wanna give your kid a leg up, hire a baby name consultant and see if you can’t get your child into an Ivy League School, because they may have the grades, the extracurricular activities, but you named them Steve and that ain’t helping anyone.

And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts.  And thanks for listening!!

If you’re traveling in Bend, OR sooner than later, don’t be surprised if the road art has some new touches to them. People in charge don’t like it, but we here at Matenaer On Air Laboratories And Topical Cream Productions have some solutions to this dilemma.

And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts.  And thanks for listening!!

Remember when Mark Zuckerberg gave grants out to municipalities to help run elections better, well a lot of people pooped their Pampers over that, but not so much over the money Zucks is giving to the incoming president…weird, right?

And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts.  And thanks for listening!!

Hey there…are you goth? Do you have $20,000? Is a regular bed just too “mainstream” for you? If you answered yes to these questions, well then boy howdy do we have an opportunity for you!

And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts.  And thanks for listening!!

Folks, just don’t have this as a pet…never ever ever. Not worth the time or energy and no, you’re not cool.

And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts.  And thanks for listening!!

Turns out it wasn’t Wisconsin, let alone America who found a new low when it comes to a new and hip drink, it was Japan and it is taking the world by storm…one big, confused storm.

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Kobe? No thank you. Deep marbling? Nah. I’ll take my meat 3-D printed and looking like some sweater material…can’t imagine? Well here’s a clip to give you a better (and horrifying) idea.

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What do you get for that person in your life who has everything? A new car? A sweet watch? FRUITCAKE?! How about a perfume that smiles like the beer your uncle drank on the back porch of your childhood home or double-wide trailer?

And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts.  And thanks for listening!!