Other good book titles include "I am sorry you feel that way" and "I give my marriage a year." I would like to formally apologize for the tardiness of this episode: I had to ask the computer for another 1000 pictures. Water of the week is Convicted Melon from Liquid Death.

This week, I went to a show and saw Haley Heynderickx and she told the audience that she has recorded a new album. But! She's on a very small record label so the album won't come out for another 3 years. Somehow, that made me feel better. When it comes to "putting things out", everyone suffers. Even Haley Hendurizckszx. Even the stars themselves. Water of the week is Hibiscus Raspberry from Good&Gather.

Next week, we will be back with regular programming. Also, do I think I'm cool when I say "check this out"? Ugh. Terrible. Water of the week is "The Green Tea One" from HOPLARK. Wow.

Water of the week is "berry citrus" from Daytrip. "Probiotics are foods or supplements that contain live microorganisms intended to maintain or improve the "good" bacteria (normal microflora) in the body. Prebiotics are foods (typically high-fiber foods) that act as food for human microflora." So probiotics are microbots themselves and prebiotics are food for the microbots?

This is a non-episode, but we'll be back to regular programming before you know it. Water is Blood Orange from HOPWTR.

I'm not enjoying my own energy in this episode. It's all slightly too frenzied and unhealthy. Are we on the brink of complete collapse? Can we know about such a thing before it happens? Can you see it coming? Well, at least we're staying hydrated: Orange-Mango-Chili-Lime from Culture Pop Soda, Elderflower Grapefruit from Aura Bora, and Peach Tea from Humm.

In this episode, we talk about the raw meatball on the floor and how everything flows from this moment. Water of the week is Lemon Elderflower from Trader Joe's, Strawberry Vanilla from Health-ade POP, and Mint Cucumber CBD Sparkling Water from APRCH.

I have no idea how to gracefully accept a gift. Water of the week is (1) Peach Marigold Basil from Petal, and (2) Pomelo Sage and (3) Yuzu Orange Blossom from Lolo Sparkling Hop water. Thanks for the water, Maddie.

This episode was so shameful that I forgot to review the three waters in the ice bucket: "For as long as we've had butt cheeks, we've been able to imagine what it would feel like to poop our pants."

In the library of rare colors, they have a brown color called "mummy." This pigment was made by grinding up Egyptian mummies and turning them into paint. Water of the week is naturally and artificially flavored strawberry Faygo Redpop!