This Week In Worthless Knowledge

Join the guys for a video version of their Heaven's Gate podcast where they discuss the ins and outs of the aforementioned cult, bears piloting planes, tarring and feathering, and the first elevator.

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Johnny and the Truth dive into the Heaven's Gate Cult. They explore panhandling, the thrill of getting a follower, castration not done in a hospital, and getting a good deal on Nikes in bulk.

They also talk about bears flying planes, getting tarred and feathered, and trying out the first elevator.

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In this episode Johnny and the Truth discuss the inner workings of the assassination of Julius Caesar--the planning, the execution, and the other plans that were rejected.

They also talk about being catapulted into the air on a bicycle with wings, and also how much money it would take for us to try the first electric razor from 1931 and what a good costume to wear to a costume party if you were going to murder someone.

#Caesar #IdesofMarch #firstelectricrazor #bikeonwings

This week JGT and the Truth ask pressing questions like "if you were 2 hours late to your wedding because you were looking at maps (like Napoleon), how would your wife feel about it?"

Also, how much would you have to be paid to be the guy who went around apologizing to people on behalf of the authorities in the 16th century after their husbands were wrongly tortured to death?

In addition, March 8th was Be Nasty Day (which you obviously already knew). How much would your chances of scoring with your wife improve if you told her it was Be Nasty Day?

This is our first attempt at publishing video, so excuse us if it needs work.

In this episode we tackle hard hitting topics like starting a cult, sleeping in church, comparing Joseph Stalin to NBA players, wiring your brain to a rat's, and how much money it would take for us to leave our wives.

This week Johnny and Nat talk about starting a cult and what a good foundation of a start-up cult would be.

They also talk about sleeping in church, how long they'd last in 17th century America before they'd end up in the stocks in the public square.

They mull over how much money it would take to walk away from their wives and leave with only things they could fit in a brief case.

And the guys also discuss the pros and cons of getting your brain wired to a rat's.

#adonism #cults #orgies #wickedbible #adonis #rats

Johnny and Nat dive into the story of Aldrich Ames, former standout CIA and KGB agent and lover of long, boozy lunches.

They also discuss how many times trying to hang someone is too many times and how much money their wives would think was an acceptable amount to spend on a pig.

And lastly, it is important that you know that we are NOT CIA assets who want to know everything you know about the former Soviet Union. We can't stress that enough. We're just regular guys who have a little podcast. If you think we operate

in the dark underbelly and shadows of society and government, you're just wrong.

JGT and the Truth dive into topics ranging from total vindication, stealing helicopters to really stick it to your girlfriend, chimpanzee attacks (and whether Johnny could beat a chimp in a fight), and much, much more.

Covering things that happened from January 31-February 6, JGT and the Truth discuss the ins and outs of declaring yourself emperor and what kind of power moves they might make to strengthen their positions as ruler.

They also talk about how they might handle being stranded on an island for 4 years and the downsides that might come along with that.

They also discuss creating vacuums and working naked.

The guys discuss the life and times of Caligula this week.