If you were time traveling and got busy once or twice or several times, would that count as cheating on your wife?  What exactly is your obligation to someone if they save your life?  If you are in a bathroom stall and have a "wide stance" is it hard to keep your foot from touching the guy's foot in the next stall?

What would you do if Suge Knight took an interest in your career and wanted to be a part of it?  What gift would you have given Hitler if you got invited to his 50th birthday party?  Would it have been a gag gift?  If you broke a bottle of wine worth a half a million dollars how would you go about blaming someone else for it?

What would you do if Suge Knight took an interest in your career and wanted to be a part of it?  What gift would you have given Hitler if you got invited to his 50th birthday party?  Would it have been a gag gift?  If you broke a bottle of wine worth a half a million dollars how would you go about blaming someone else for it?

Remember when there was a February 30th?  Neither do we.  But it happened.

Remember when there was a February 30th?  Neither do we.  But it happened.

What's the most dramatic way a fellow could demonstrate that he could take drugs that would give him an erection?  Listen and find out.

What's the most dramatic way a fellow could demonstrate that he could take drugs that would give him an erection?  Listen and find out.

Is Christmas Mass better or worse if everyone brings their own rooster?  Is it a good idea to unleash men from other towns dressed in devil costumes to chase children?  Why shouldn't Santa just come through the front door?

Is Christmas Mass better or worse if everyone brings their own rooster?  Is it a good idea to unleash men from other towns dressed in devil costumes to chase children?  Why shouldn't Santa just come through the front door?

On this episode we discuss the importance of contingency plans when fighting in civil wars and what a terrible idea it would be to put the son of the guy you executed on the throne.  Is getting your dead body dug up and executed again--is it overkill?  Also we talk about a huge orgy involving the Pope and other high ranking Catholics and "50 honest prostitutes".