In this piece from last week's show, we discuss Viagra in all its glory.

On this episode we ask a question you've probably asked yourself a thousand times: how much money would you need to be paid to give yourself a huge chemical erection and then drop your pants in front of an unsuspecting conference of people.  (Based on actual facts)

We'll be back with a special pro wrestling episode later in the week.

If you could bring a rock group in their prime back for one show (living or dead) what show would you put together?  Johnny's answer may seem controversial to you.

How long could the Truth spend on Mir without losing his mind?

How many haircuts should people be allowed to select from?  How much money would it take to get us to sneak off to North Korea if our wives had already told us we couldn't go?

As we eagerly anticipate the Netflix release of Pee Wee's Big Holiday on March 18th, we dive into one of the greatest movies of all-time, 1985's Pee Wee's Big Adventure.

If you haven't seen it, go see it.  

Immediately.

On this episode we start to talk about roller coasters but (like the Swedes) get distracted.  

So then we talk about old phones, old video games, and if anyone looks in the classified ads in newspapers anymore.

And finally, we discuss the possible scenarios that would make it OK to be 2 hours late for your wedding without calling or texting.  Spoiler Alert:  It involves time travel

Did you know that in 1712, Sweden had a February 30th?  They had a bunch of other ideas too, but then they got distracted.

We also look into the World Calendar Association and their awesome website which may or may not have been updated in the past 15 years.

In this episode we discuss whether or not it's a good idea to clone yourself and who we would clone from the past if we could.  

We also talk about how we would go about trying to sell a stolen Gutenberg Bible and how furious our wives would be if we sold all our possessions to try to buy one on the cheap.

Also, Nat doesn't know how to pronounce Gigli, but he knows it was an awful, awful movie.  We talk about a couple other terrible movies.

In this episode we discuss whether our wives would be angrier if we were caught having an affair with 1 woman or if we were discovered to have a harem of 3,000 women.  Would they be angrier at our infidelity or more impressed with our logistical ability in hiding, clothing, housing and feeding thousands of women?

How much money would we have to be paid to have our nose cut off and replaced with a golden fake nose?  (like Humpty Hump, but gold)

Is there anything you would pay $3,400 (the price of a Super Bowl ticket) to see?  

Why the hell is it only 10 to 1 against there being an earthquake during the Super Bowl?

If you won the NFL Man of the Year Award, would it help you picking up prostitutes if you had the trophy in the car?

Nat and Johnny discuss how much they would have to be paid to get the Bobbitt treatment.  

They also look into caffeine laced underpants.  Why haven't these caught on?

Is it worth paying a little more to cryogenically freeze your whole body or are you ok moving forward just being a head?

Do any obnoxious sports fans deserve to be exterminated--or is that going to far?  How about in the 6th century?  Still too much?