Johnny and Nat rate their marriages on a scale of 1 to 10.

Topsy the Elephant is electrocuted by early 20th century idiots.

Would you attend the drawing the quartering of your arch nemesis?

What is Tonya Harding doing with the money she gets from Paypal donations?

Would you take in a feral child?

This is just the two of us talking about how much we love the 1946 classic film It's a Wonderful Life.

Johnny Goodtimes flips out over one of his wife's "Hall Pass" selections.  If a family member is kidnapped should you just pay the ransom or should you negotiate to get the best deal?  How much money would you have to be paid to get tarred and feathered?  What is wrong with people who drive cars that go 700 mph?  How many wives could you have before they found out you had other ones?

What would you expect to pay for the greatest cremation experience we could think of on the spot?  The answer may surprise you.

Are friendship treaties worth the paper they are written on?

How close are we to adopting the metric system?

Does Tom Selleck's mustache make you think you could go to him in a crisis situation and he would be cool under fire?

We'll be back soon, but in the meantime here's a story about Johnny Goodtimes getting mugged on the streets of Philly.

He had to give the mugger everything in his pocket, and it wasn't just money.

We'll have a new episode up on Monday

What world leader or celebrity could you pretend to be and maybe be successful?  Where does the Milky Way rank in the candy bar hierarchy?  If you hijack a plane and have to skydive in order to escape, should you learn how to skydive?  If you were stealing some gold and then there was a bunch more gold than you thought there would be, would you take it all or just what you meant to steal originally?  How many sit-ups could you do consecutively?

Which was a bigger choke: The Incas against Pizarro or the Oilers vs. the Bills in the 1992 playoffs?  Could you shoot an apple off a loved one's head if the situation called for it?  What were the first words the 3rd man to walk on the moon uttered as he graced the lunar surface?

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Would you rather be a great general with lousy facial hair or a subpar general with awesome facial hair?  How much money would it take for you to run the ball in an NFL game?  Is Moby Dick good or are we just missing something?  How would you go about getting around the world with no money or resources in a foreign land?

Also, the origin story of how The Truth got his cat Dudley 14 years ago.

Would you send your kid to a day care that seemed to support murderous frenzies?  Would you cheat at Jeopardy?  If you were going to be executed would you be stoic or make a huge scene?  How bad would you try to get out of it if you had to invade Vlad the Imapler's city?

How important is corporate branding in a gun fight?  Does Pat Sajak hate his job?  Would it be cooler to see the Sistine Chapel or a real Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle?

And of course, much much more