Apparently no one watched The Emmys this year, so why are we talking about it? Will it get people to watch Fleabag, or to know that Ozark exists? Here are some names: Julia Garner, Jharrel Jerome, Luke Kirby. Other names we're discussing today: Mel B & Jessie J (They're in a feud?), Noah Centineo ('Memba him? His beard is blonde now), Jeff Lewis (His radio show got him in trouble), Thomas Middleditch (He told Playboy that he's a swinger) and Andrew Rannells (His new boyfriend came out on the one season Marie Osmond talk show on Hallmark.) What a line-up! Rita wore a skimpy black bikini!