Tangerine Tiberius is getting the galloping tariff jitters and everyone knows it. Doug Ford and Claudia Sheinbaum has his number and they're calling it. That's why he's attacking cable news presenters . . . and flailing around more than half out of his mind. Meanwhile, Democrats never miss an opportunity to miss an opportunity. Jeffries calls the rebellious Dems into his office for a talking to. Hypocrite MAGATS drive a censure of Rep. Al Green and some mugwump Dems go along with them. Measles crosses from Texas into New Mexico and claims a second life while Whalehead Deadbear Brainworm tells people to take Vitamin A.