THOSEGUYSYOUHATE

Connecting with others can be such a foreign concept to the guys, to the point that one of the few times it happened, they've now made an entire mini-sesh episode out of it. As Tiler continues to question the purpose of this show, Ryan speaks of a time when he actually felt connected to a stranger. Getting hit on by your therapist, death perception, and horse steroids... but for people! They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

Is this the age of shamelessness? The guys do some emotional heavy lifting this week and show off their NPC energy. Also, how good are you at inconveniencing others? We have a return of a few different segments this week, including Shameful Admissions, Douche o' the Week, and Who's God's is This? Non-mobile food trucks, superpowers we don't want, and Captain Hook's fluffer. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

People (especially men) do some really dumb things when trying to impress the opposite sex. This week's show is all about how you shouldn't give in to those urges (and why you should never land butt first). The guys discuss bully mentality and their aversion to competition. Ryan's ashamed of his grocery list, Joe Everyman has really gotten full of himself, and juxtapositions and dichotomies galore. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

What is the difference between discipline and addiction? The guys do their best to discern where the line is. Ryan talks about his compulsions and OCD tendencies. Tiler speaks on his trouble with vulnerability. Don't worry, there are plenty of deep conversations but still plenty of opportunities to laugh at the guys. But Did Ya' Die, Hookers for the Handicapped™, and Frank Castle, save us! They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

Tiler tells us all about the bullying he suffered at the hands of the older 2 Menendez brothers when he was young. Ryan lets us into his head, if only slightly, and shares his dreams, his insecurities, and takes time to rail against FaceTime and Publix, like an old man shouting at clouds. The guys speak to a different time when kids were left alone at home constantly and serial killers flourished. Terrible slogans, Supermarket Sweep, and kerosene as a toy. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

The guys accidentally stumble into a comedian gang war. As they actively ripoff Dane Cook, Tiler recounts his stand-up experience and Ryan forgets his lines. For some reason, the guys have no problem betraying confidences and naming names throughout this one. Changing the golden rule, multiple voices in your head, and BTK before it was cool. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

Does anyone remember the fever dream that was the food truck era? Whatever happened to them? The guys discuss traits in others that would immediately make you not want to fight them, and are people with neck tattoos living in the moment? Tiler willingly accepts some pretty sketchy life advice and Ryan comes out as a creep. Family disputes, LOTS of (old) movie spoilers, and be sure to tell 'em Large Marge sent ya'. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

Another tale from Ryan's cheating past that he offers up for us all to laugh at (and hopefully learn from). What is a 40-year-old product of his environment supposed to do? Gratuitous admissions, that's what. The guys call out other guys who are ruining things for all other guys everywhere (it makes a lot more sense during the show), and Tiler promises not to talk about his hairclip anymore. Everybody does NOT love Raymond, the "umph" degree, and football drafts... but with violence! They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

Projection galore on this one, enough for everyone. Ryan shows off how bad he is at marketing and Tiler doesn't understand foreign relations (at all). The neighborhood show saga continues and more new rules with a brand new Hear ye' Hear ye'. Tiler tears down 2/50th's of America, Ryan tears down his own people, and the guys finally get down to the bottom of donkey shows. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

Donald Ducking it and tuxedo thongs. Ryan continues to show his age with the technology he continues to reference. Tiler continues his tradition of laughing and mocking Ryan's misfortune. Permanent injuries, Ryan judges his regulars and Paul Blart... icon?