THOSEGUYSYOUHATE

There's a lot of information packed into this one (most of it gross or boring). Tiler talks about his experience last night at an amateur comedy club and what it's like when the person on stage is bombing and you're one of only 3 people in the audience. Ryan continues the tradition of asking Tiler loaded questions and forcing him to answer them on the spot. A time-traveling canoe, ass-less chaps, and grading punchable faces. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

What's the worst addiction you've ever dealt with? Dr. Drucifer, normally the show's porn-espondent, stops by to discuss his own experience with addiction. Withdrawal sounds terrible, by the way... The guys also break down the pros and cons of Kratom; you decide. The origin of "Drucifer", showing off vulnerabilities, and celebrating overcoming addiction for all the wrong reasons. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

The guys discuss the perils of day drinking (again) and the embarrassment of being the person at the party that drank too much. Ryan continues his war on people who don't wear headphones to the gym, while Tiler has another GBI with some self-immolation thrown in. Punchable faces, shots of warm Jameson, and the continued debate on whether Chuck E. Cheese pizza is good. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

Is the birthday song at restaurants dehumanizing to everyone involved? Also, whatever happened to Westboro Baptist church? Are they still a thing? Ryan has a PSA for your ASS and the guys discuss respect through the prism of restaurant workers. God's post-it notes, religious leaders, and killing hypothetical people. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

What's everyone's take on day drinking? The guys are noticing how much more difficult it gets as they age. Tiler and Ryan spend this session tiptoeing through a racial minefield and somehow manage to step on every single one. Also, when you go to strip clubs, do you feel bad for the strippers? Freudian slips, Florida politics, and ambiguous racism. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

What is the worst car accident you've ever been in? Ryan longs for a better time, all throughout this episode. Tiler continues to egg Ryan on and I wish he would stop. More name-dropping than is ever necessary, the reminiscing of past shows, and kid ghosts are the scariest ghosts. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

The guys continue to try to find the perfect balance between information and entertainment with varying degrees of success. As Ryan updates us on his struggles with diaper rash, Tiler learns how to be vulnerable. The guys get into a deep discussion on Edward Bernays, a man most people haven't heard of and yet is someone who has affected all of our lives (in a negative way). Shameful Admissions, Weekly BookNook, and we say goodbye to Gilbert Gottfried. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

Do people who bring up serial killers feeding their victims to rats midconversation make you uncomfortable? Asking for a friend. Ryan tells an incredibly embarrassing story from when he was younger and it's all kinds of uncomfortable. An international festival of drugs, nostalgia, and showing your age through your music references. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

The theme of this session seems to be "immorality". Ryan's sick and on way too much medicine and Tiler is really depressed this week and dragging the mood down. Tiler brings another WTF!? to the show, America edition. Ryan wants to tell you all about the Candiru fish aka the animal that wants to live in your penis. Wesley Snipes, Joe Camel, and cannibalism; yay or nay? They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

The guys discuss another childhood story. While Tiler tells the incredibly traumatic story of the time he "died" Ryan attempts (and fails) to censor himself. Have we only recently started, as a society, to care whether kids live or die? Even with all the somewhat gory details, don't forget to laugh at the guys' inability to be useful in panic situations. Jacks, sabotage, and what the hell are yellow pages? They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!