THOSEGUYSYOUHATE

This one starts off a bit more "intimate", with a conversation that needs to be had (I guess). How do you react to your depression? I guess this show now just assumes everyone has it. The guys get into the best characters of the show thus far and Ryan has another "Don't Kill but When Ya' Do". Speaking of which, he's practically out on a figurative ledge this whole session and Tiler does his best to keep him from jumping. Milk from the teet, the Ukraine crisis, and walking through a giant colon. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

Accidental violence and (not so) repressed rage. Ryan causes lasting bodily harm as Tiler fears for everyone's safety. Once again, the guys talk about a more chaotic time in their lives during a pretty gross pregame and what is described as an eye's wide shut party, without the masks. Ryan establishes his dominance, Tiler claims to be delicate, and actions have consequences. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

From this intern to you, if you listen to just the initial conversation and decide to skip this one (or the show entirely), I won't blame you. Tiler wants to remind you to drink plenty of water, and Ryan claims that being in shape means being uncomfortable. Apparently, the NFL loves black people now... who saw that coming? Artisinal soaps, trustin' the Rooskies, and Shark-NATO, save us! They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

For this one, the guys get serious (relatively). Tales of traumatic events, done through the prism of objectivity. Ryan does a good job (too good?) of explaining what the show is all about and Tiler discusses his struggles with addiction. They sometimes forget that you can't solve all the world's problems in a single session. One painful journey, the nature of fetishes, and white lines or golden arches? They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

This session is... weird, even by their standards. There's a little bit of everything in this one. You've got some positive racism, real live superheroes, remembrance of anthrax in the mail, the breakdown of what it means to be a good friend, and the Torture Mother (yuck). More meditation talk, Ryan nails metaphors, and who the hell is out here calling pasta sauce, "gravy"??? They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

Mama Menendez stops by to talk about the time (one of the many, at least) disaster struck while on vacation with the family. The guys play a "fun" game with her and make her uncomfortable at every turn, even if she doesn't always know what she's saying. Come have a peek into where these guys come from, laugh at the stories of their almost certainly cursed adventures, and make sure to stay until the end to finally learn where they get their chemistry from. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

The guys continue their battle against getting lost on tangents, and it's not going well. Is there such thing as too much honesty? Is self-discovery the quickest way to death? Is anyone using the word "schlong" in the bedroom? Answers to all these questions you never knew you had on this week's episode. Plus, the Brian Flores controversy, Shameful Admissions™, and Ryan continues to keep white people in check. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

Tiler is currently in a battle for his sanity against an invisible opponent, while Ryan gives you yet another reason to laugh at his mistakes while doing his best to ensure others don't follow in his footsteps. Seriously, this is a technology horror story. Also, is the Bermuda Triangle non-fungible? The difference between struggles and problems, sacrificing for yourself, and "damn you, mimosa's". They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

Question of the week; are you immediately intimidated by someone wearing an ankle monitor? Ryan actually apologizes and eats his words (kinda). Tiler is back from his cult retreat and shares his kooky stories with the world. Is there anything more self-serving than the guys talking about their podcast on their podcast? Accidental shameful admission, the science of sage, and anyone can start a forest fire. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

"Diddle Me This"

I know they say to never meet your hero but this one worked out in its own way. Unrelated, does Kanye West look like he's having a good time? The guys discuss why people are so obsessed with celebrities/royalty and continue the debate over the use of specific words. Weaponizing energy, Nelson Mandela, and Carrot Top has a brother named Garret. They are THOSEGUYSYOYUHATE!