THOSEGUYSYOUHATE

The guys break down their defense mechanisms and explore their blind spots. Ryan is posted up on the moral high ground and refuses to come down while Tiler argues on behalf of expanding his own horizons while being as pretentious as possible about it. The ol' weed or alcohol decision, the guys join the Free Britney movement far too late and the slap heard around the world. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

Passive Aggressive Anthony joins the show to discuss the (unsolved) Bathmat Mystery™. A tale of love, sex, and of course, mystery! Can YOU solve the crime? The guys get down and dirty in this one as Ryan explains why he loves to drive so dangerously. Tiler, on the other hand, is feeling feisty and goes straight to victim-blaming. Drunk or old? Sex or sleep? All these questions and more on this week's session. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

P.S. - Due to technical difficulties, there is no pregame/postgame for this session. Another mystery, perhaps??? Tiler is just bad at his job.

The guys make it a point to be less crass and it goes about as well as you'd expect. There's plenty more sex toy talk, Ryan's "old man hog shots", and plenty more topics and conversations no one wants to hear about. Douche of the Week, questioning existence, and Mike Tyson's greatest punch. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

The guys have a real hard time staying on topic in this one, even by their standards. There's a little bit of everything in this one (or nothing). The guys discuss a heinous crime committed by someone they used to know... with bathroom humor mixed in. Ryan continues his search for the meaning of life and the struggles therein. Tiler claims to be overcome with intense, painful emotions and then does his best to inflict them on everyone. Redeeming qualities, soccer hooligans, and secret cameras in bathrooms... WHAT!? They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

The session should be titled "low hanging fruit". The guys dig deep into their sophomoric side with plenty of jokes and shenanigans while occasionally coming up for air with a serious conversation here and there. Early in the show, the guys discuss the fact that Mike Tyson seems to really know how to market himself and his brand. Not too long after, the age-old question "Would you have sex with yourself?" and I don't think we're still any closer to having a definitive answer (unless you're Ryan). The evolution of words, unwritten rules of men, and #MeTooAsWell makes a reappearance. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

We've got another serious conversation, an incredibly traumatic experience, told the only way the guys know how; with humor. Ryan, again, attempts to fix the human race while Tiler tells the story about the (first) time he came out to his family and the ensuing repression of emotions that followed. Internet Roulette, Ryan's dozen eggs, and does EVERYONE have mental issues?! They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

Do you think anyone should go by the name Richard Ramirez, even if their actual name is Richard Ramirez? Ryan tries to discuss the meaning of life, while Tiler does his best to keep the show on brand. Your fears are validated with another round of Phobia;Schmobia, and Ryan uses the show to call for someone's firing (and he kinda has a point). Also, is being told you look like a male stripper a compliment? Asking for a friend. Blinking specifically, jumping off a figurative cliff, and would you accept a gift basket from a random clown? They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

Real question; Should every movie theatre include a bottomless pit to throw talkers into? Because I'm all for it. In an attempt to discuss a lighter subject this week, as the last couple were real downers, this mini-sesh is all about going to the movies in Miami (seemingly, a terrible experience all around). Amateur medical advice, Tiler allows himself to nerd out, and an impromptu (and accidental) shameful admission. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

The guys reminisce about how difficult it was to obtain porn back in the day, they even long for it. Ryan breaks out some old show sounds, while Tiler discusses his struggle with imposter syndrome. Another Good, Bad, and the Interesting (Ukraine - Russia edition), and Ryan does his best to call out Tiler's flagrant racism. Pound MeToo, the logistics of dirty toilet seats, and getting cat-called... in español. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

After last week's mini-sesh, not wanting to be out-shined, Tiler talks about one of his own run-ins with a domestic disturbance dispute. Hell, this session itself is ostensibly a domestic disturbance incident, acted out through the prism of comedy. Ryan talks with his mouth full in an attempt to anger Tiler... and it works perfectly. A Melrose Place reference, TGYH multi-verse, and 80% of statistics are false. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!