THOSEGUYSYOUHATE

Are people who sage just trying to cover the smell of dirty hippie. Have you ever put hot sauce in a condom? A weird fetish or brilliant way to cover your tracks? You decide. And for the 104th episode in a row, the guys talk about their (and others) penises. Ryan argues that maybe we're just being a bit too hard on Big Pharma, and Tiler brings you this week's news. The guys are bad a social media, sweating while you sleep, and cows in the Metaverse. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

The theme of this one is definitely "schadenfreude". The guys discuss the best way to construct a s'more, and people's seeming inability to remember that people can see them when they're in their car. Ryan argues that bartenders like himself are basically potted plants in the way they blend in with the environment. The currency of love, relationships that are TOO close, and post-sex clarity; superpower or curse? They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

This episode was close to being called "Cooch Smooch" and I feel like that's everything you need to know about this one going in. The guys do some soul searching and attempt to discover the reason behind their need to toe the line, comedically. Ryan plays another round of Is This Racist?™ (against Tiler's will), while Tiler introduces his own personal top 5 list (this week, his 5 most overrated foods) and then warns us all of the dangers of public restroom hand dryers. Douche o' the Week, Prince Andrew, and kid's cocaine. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

This one is a bit on the sincere side. The guys discuss what has led them to this point in their lives and the changes they're trying to make. Tiler makes the argument (for some reason) that he is Richard Ramirez and Ryan is BTK. Also, what is your strategy when picking up fast food? Lastly, the raffle has concluded, the names are read off, and just like that, the first round of merch has been won; on behalf of this sad intern and the show itself, congratulations to all who won and a huge thank you to all that participated.

The guys theorize why certain cultures behave in their own respective ways (and they do it without being offensive, somehow). Ryan continues his quest to be taken seriously, while not doing himself any favors whatsoever. Tiler finds himself agreeing with Ryan, but it doesn't take long for him to regret it. Secretary spread, Don't Kill but When Ya' Do™, and it was only a matter of time but the guys finally offer themselves up for subscriptions. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

The guys explore the line between standing up for yourself and being selfish. Also, they try to get to the bottom of whether people can change or not. Ryan goes into depth, again, about his cheating ways in the past, hoping he can dissuade others from following in his footsteps. The guys get a helpful tip from a fan (which they won't listen to), getting caught cheating sounds terrible, and rage punching a window. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

This entire episode is a mish-mash of weird. Ryan plays another round of "Can I Say This?" (spoiler: no, he can't). Tiler introduces you to the 3-step process of starting your own podcast with another Be Like Me (all the advice is bad). Also, is it fair to say that you would believe any news delivered to you if it was that hunk Henry Cavill delivering it? Ghost nipples, Ryan kicks your dog, and the guys discuss their awkward bathroom habits, again. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

If you have siblings, then chances are you've had the argument of who is your parent's favorite. Ryan breaks down the favorite Menendez brother, with science! The guys discuss people who don't like big crowds, the universal, inherent behaviors that come from our place in the family, and Ryan bears his soul... and it's "narky". They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

It's Christmas week so, obviously, the guys are discussing true crime throughout this one. Tiler does a shallow dive into the life of serial killer Ed Kemper, while Ryan explains what it takes to be a man and then promises (on multiple occasions) to get waterboarded for the show, and in no way does this intern foresee that coming back to bite him in the future. Angel Lust, the gayest thing you did this week, and Ted Nugent... WTF?! They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

So many different angles to this week's story. Ryan discusses the time he got kidnapped (kinda) and makes a case for hotel sex being the best kind of sex. Are people with birthdays in late December selfish? Dial-up internet, Ryan was in a band (and he's going to tell you about it), and gimme some of that victim mentality. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!