THOSEGUYSYOUHATE

If money is the root of all evil, what is gold? Ryan worries (out loud) that he's a spinner, while Tiler weaponizes Christmas and claims victory over Ryan with it. The guys try their best to help others with another round of Solvin' Problems and, I think, created even more problems in the process. Shameful Admissions, remembering to breathe, and don't forget to engage your ahnoose. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

Ryan exposes himself, again, and opens up about his cheating ways in the past, and shares his stories in the hopes of warning others from committing the same acts as him (plus, he's just plain fun to laugh at). Tiler continues to get plagued by his least favorite word after divulging that information to Ryan. The psychology of cheating, the guys are irresponsible, and Romeo & Juliet was NOT a love story. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

The guys give dating advice on this one. Accept it at your own risk. Ryan continues to promote the podcast Dateline and explains the sinister plot by baby carrots to turn us all gay. Douche or no douche; Tiler claiming he's beaten his brothers at Christmas and that Ryan shouldn't even attempt to get him anything. The show's porn-espondant, Dr. Drewsifer, stops by to discuss tentacle porn, there's plenty more drug talk, and Ryan attempts to get to the root of Tiler's need to isolate. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

"Uncomfortable situation" and "bathroom" should never go in the same sentence, and yet, here we are. Ryan breaks out the rare "Weekly BookNook" during a mini-sesh. Tiler continues to tell people how much trouble he has going to the bathroom in public (WE GET IT). The guys discuss the nuances of being a good or bad parent, would you ever feed a cow a cheeseburger?, and parents, stop increasing your children's chances of being molested. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

Ryan takes his passion for "Inflicting the show on Tiler" to a whole new level in this one. Honestly, Tiler might have permanent psychological damage after today. Ryan discusses the Jussie Smollett case (which is apparently still a thing) and then the guys discuss Tiler showing up to last week's recording session drunk. Bill Cosby impressions, lots of talk on the difference in certain types of penises, and Popeye was apparently based on a real person, who knew? They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

This one is relaxed and (somewhat) easy to digest. Ryan has a montage of mini-stories for you. Oh, yea, the guys also get into a fight, and Ryan accuses Popeye of "smoking cocaine". Should guys be allowed to complement each other's packages? The case is made for why we should normalize it. Ryan refuses to listen, Tiler gets heated, and belly-laughs with strangers. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

The guys are trying to do some good (about time) as they raffle off some merch for a good cause. Ryan continues to acknowledge his anger issues with the world. Tiler on the other hand continues to laugh at Ryan's misfortune. Lots of jerk talk in this one, just a heads up. Masturbation etiquette, "Devil D*ck", and always read the label before use. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

This show vows to never body shame... except when it does. Ryan gives in to peer pressure and Tiler calls out the audience, aggressively and directly. There's another Happy Death Day™ (I can't believe it's been 15 years already) and we finally, FINALLY, get to say goodbye* to the Flesh-Light saga. A fun family game of "Am I Racist", relationship advice, and what were we thinking with the Boy Scouts of America? They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

*good riddance

The guys are widely known sissies and on this one, they tell us about the time they decided to do something adventurous and quickly learned from that mistake. For whatever reason, the guys side-swipe the entire Menendez Family, one by one. Wild accusations, a shattered spine, and Ryan got a new rap name. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!