THOSEGUYSYOUHATE

THOSEGUYSYOUHATE

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THOSEGUYSYOUHATE episodes

  • Session 89: The Little Engine That Couldn’t ™

    Welcome to Miami where Ryan promotes vehicular manslaughter, and Tiler gives you even worse advice than that (seriously) with another Be-Like-Me. Someone, once again, rises up to challenge Ryan's handicap, while Tiler teaches you to breathe (sort of). Another Douche o' the Week, Happy Death Day, and Ryan claims his inner voice is a "hot chick". They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

    1 hr 16 min
  • MINI-SESH: "That Time Ryan Made Out with a Dude in Canada"

    Here's another Mini-Sesh for you addicts out there. Question; can it be considered being accosted if you enjoyed it? On an unrelated note, Ryan tells us about the time he was accosted by an incredibly handsome (Tiler's words) man in Canada.

    Also on the show, the guys show their lack of knowledge for basic math, suggest we invade Canada, and there's that one time Ryan got cavity searched (seriously).

    You guys want more, and now you got it. Be careful what you wish for. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

    42 min
  • Session 88: THOSEDRIVESYOUHATE

    Listen, I know I've said this in previous episode's descriptions but I'm serious this time, the guys go FULL kook in this one. Ryan has a P.S.A. for your A.S.S and continues his attack on individual states by side-swiping Rhode Island and Iowa. Tiler discovers sound effects and embraces them a little too much and then suggests we should be "taking out" corrupt people. TikTok is killing us, the guys celebrate a death, and who the hell is buying a monthly subscription to taco bell??? They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

    1 hr 11 min
  • Session 87: They'll Never Keep Us Apartheid

    This show is in agreement, gefilte fish is gross. Speaking of fish, Ryan dropped a big stinking tuna in Tiler's lap. A very special Douche o' the Week in which both of the guys come out looking like douches (I don't think they're playing the game correctly). Tiler comes up with an additional rule for life with another Hear ye', Hear ye'. One rule, admittedly, that I'm actually in favor of so let's pass a law or whatever. Tiler has a "Ryan Menendez Observation", Ryan works on his (terrible) comedy routine, and to answer my own question from last week; yes, Tila Tequila did decide to go Nazi at one point. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

    1 hr 3 min
  • Session 86: A Banana Peel in the Microwave

    The guys talk about the fight they had over the week and Ryan threatens a woman on this one (should I call someone?). Apparently, Tila Tequila became a Nazi? No one told me. The guys have some new sound effects they want to unveil and discuss someone from history who was so despised he received a posthumous execution. Ryan is a manipulator and Tiler calls out Mother Nature. There's also a Good, Bad, and the Interesting, another Happy Death Day™, and I think we can all agree, Ryan would not fair well in prison. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

    1 hr 13 min
  • Session 85: An Audio D*ck Pic

    The guys get in touch with their inner selves and what they find isn't pretty, although, personal growth rarely is. Ryan exposes himself and apologizes to those he's wronged, sort of. Tiler wants you to know that he bought a time machine (they're just sound effects). Tiler, on the other hand, speaks on eating disorders and then plays a game with Ryan in an attempt to make him look foolish. There's another "Don't Kill but When Ya' Do", food racism, and can we win the war on terror with tickle fights? They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

    1 hr 17 min
  • Session 84: Spiritual Opium

    This one is high energy and the guys don't hold back as the show is growing every day and they don't know how to contain their excitement. Ryan admits to being confused by all the new pronouns and being scared of Courage the Cowardly Dog. Tiler finally gives in to trends and converts part of his Good, Bad, and the Interesting to promote his first-ever "Don't Kill but When Ya' Do". There are food oddities, exotic flavored lube, a P.S.A for your A.S.S., and we give a big hello to the Netherlands for being the newest member of the Menendez family. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

    1 hr 12 min
  • Session 83: I Necro-Feel Ya

    Just a heads up for those of you that read this; this is a gross one, so strap it oh. Tiler suffers through Ryan's stories and then gets some much-needed perspective on his anger. Ryan, on the other hand, pitches an idea for a new app, admits to a crime (I think), and then starts a verbal war with Canada. There's a game of "Can I say this?", Douche o' the Week, and Ryan is scared of birds. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

    1 hr 7 min
  • Session 82: Beige Trash

    Ryan has some lingering smells in his notes and he wants to release them on this episode. Tiler melts down... and it isn't pretty. There's a discussion of learning how to accept pain and the guys follow-up on what happened to Ms. Cleo (remember her?). There's a Shameful Admissions; Together Edition, Don't Kill But When Ya' Do, an International Hello, and Ryan continues his long-standing feud with victims' families. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

    1 hr 13 min
  • Session 81: Hell Yeah, I Suck Toes

    Ryan goes full-kook in this one, so prepare yourself. Tiler also reveals a shameful moment from vacation (and by that I mean Ryan reveals it about Tiler). Does everyone named Isis take their clothes off for a living? We've got a Douche O' the Week, the guys answer the internet's questions, and can you really claim you're an adult if you can't pee on command? They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

    1 hr 20 min

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