THOSEGUYSYOUHATE

Ryan brings you the Disney Mash-Up's no one asked for. Meanwhile, Tyler finally gets to his Joel Osteen biography. At some point in this episode, the guys try math, and it uh... doesn't go well, so prepare to feel smart. Ryan's going to tell you all about meat glue and it will probably ruin steak for you forever and they've sprinkled in some unsolicited jabs at people's addictions. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

In this episode, the guys play doctor, now assume the position. Ryan calls out Chic-Fil-A, Tyler has his therapist threatened. The guys discuss deal-breakers again (it's ridiculous) and Ryan thinks strawberries are overrated (also ridiculous). Celebration of a certain someone's heterosexuality, "Say no to plastic chicken!", and those ain't my jammies. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

We've got another "Time of the Month". It's all kinds of awkward as we watch the guys learn how to interview people in real-time. Ryan had a rough morning and Tiler partook in a scavenger hunt. As if we didn't have enough Florida Man already, the state is now allowing to-go alcoholic drinks. The guys are here to solve your problems, some Dateline audio and the worst Bill Cosby impression ever. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!!!

Ryan fixes racism. That's it, let everyone know, racism is over. Tiler discusses personal growth while Ryan simultaneously cries for help. The guys try to figure out if you really can fight fire with fire. Win-a-white-guy sweepstakes, BDSM, and using an airhorn while you fart. This one covers everything. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

The guys discuss religion... responsibly? I don't even know anymore. Also, everything before 2015 is canceled. Tyler rains down molten hot judgment throughout this episode and Ryan pins Tyler down into an illiterate corner. There's an American History X moment, the explanation of what a meme is (right on time), and Tyler doesn't have any black friends. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

The guys over-promise and under-deliver, which would make them par for the course. Ryan fixes segues and Tyler is done bringing you the news with "logic" and "responsibility" so he's decided to change it up and speak from the gut. The guys also ask the question, are children secretly racist? Ryan serves up a slice of humble pie, a sad Easter egg hunt, live shows, and glitter; herpes of the art world. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

This episode is fast-paced and, quite honestly, frenzied, so strap it on. Alright, be honest, have any of you ever punched anyone in the face? Ryan, calls out the Green Berets and Tyler finds his niche with another "totally original idea". Will God strike Ryan down? (Probably) The guys bring back a classic segment, Shameful Admissions, and you're going to get way more than you asked for. There's another Pick-A-sidE; Culinary Edition, sitting at a hooters bar alone, and this TikTok addiction that all of you seem to be afflicted with, knock it off. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

Session 64! We can't believe it, you cant believe it, but it's here. This is Ryan and Tyler Menendez giving our usual guy a 60 second respite (it is his birthday, after all). We just wanted to say thank you to all of you, the ones who've supported us, the ones who've done/said mean things to us (looking at you MoneyTime!), this is a celebration of an episode. As always, we love you, you pieces of bleep.

ASMR or worst sounds you've ever heard- you be the judge. Douche or no douche, guy who calls Charles Manson, Charlie Manson? Ryan's obsession with Dateline rears its ugly head. Tyler receives a present, wanted or not. Banging music, loud noises, do all adults smoke crack, and a celebration all around. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

In this episode, the guys give you their 3-steps-to-success. 1.) Procrastinate. 2.)W ait too long until you're too embarrassed to ask for help. 3.) Do everything yourself. Also, Ryan is here to prove to you that he's better than you and he'll prove it... with scripture (seriously). Tyler on the other hand goes looking for the answers to life and doesn't find any. Too many exclamation points in texts these days, WTF!?, and Winston Churchill = psychopath? All that and more on this week's show. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

The guys do their best to under-promise and under-deliver on this one, with the added benefit of begging for your reviews and subscribes the whole way through. It's kinda sad. What is better than sex and who the hell would ever take a random pill? Insidious meditation, taking traffic cones down a peg or two, and if you're using chopsticks while driving- we hate you. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!