THOSEGUYSYOUHATE

Is there anyone else worse than text-message-tough-guy? By the way, Ryan lectures you in this one. Also, GUYFF-HACKS!!! Ryan finally gets to the bottom of pregnant Asian women (it'll make sense in context probably). The guys get canceled!* Hey, men. Do you remember the base system, the way you told your friends how far you got with a woman? Well, forget everything you know about it because Ryan is rewriting the whole thing. And finally, douche bag quotes? They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

*eventually

A question for our time; Would you rather fail while doing something positive or succeed while doing something destructive? Also, how many references from another podcast are too many before it starts to sound like they're just doing another show? Let's find out together. Another round of But Did Ya' Die?™, Ryan's a B, and Damn it, Florida Man!! All that and so much more on this week's THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

In this twisted episode, Ryan longs for the glory days of serial killers, while Tyler keeps his options a little too wide open. Ryan gives Tyler his first-ever compliment, albeit, begrudgingly and Tyler regales us with the harrowing story of the time he went swimming in Lake Eerie. A new round of "Hear ye, Hear ye!", a quick game of "is this racist?", and Tyler basks in Ryans' misery. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

This week we hear from the "Ted Bundy of relationships", as the guys dissect the psychology of cheaters. Ryan's harrowing 20-minute stint in a strip club revisited (please don't hesitate to laugh at his discomfort), and Tyler threatens to get naked (those 2 things aren't related). Portable glory holes (our idea), Douche o' the Week (it's Tyler), LA county + homicides = what the hell is going on over there? Plus, Tiger Woods, not again! All of that and so much more this week. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

Welcome to the family, Germany, whether you like it or not. Cliffhangers and penises… so many penises. On that note, do you think a fail-safe ruins auto-erotic asphyxiation? Asking for a friend. Penis confetti and penis-gummies (I told you there was a lot). Ryan complains about his hymen, Tyler has another WTF!?, and what the hell does the X in LGTBQ+ stand for? They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

Is it fair to say that all guys think they're good at sex? Ryan makes a case as to why we as men have been fooling ourselves with his new segment, "Don't Bang but When You Do". Have public storage businesses become the new scourge of our society? I think we can all agree that they're popping up a little too fast. Legends of Quora, the horror of sex toys, and North Korean prison camps (it's truly terrible). They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

The guys talk about your depression, so, good luck with that. Tyler's Depression Index™ is all about change and unsolicited advice. The word "spiritual" is thrown around a couple of times - you've been warned. Starbucks makes Dunkin Donuts its bitc. Hey, Chinese government... what the hell? Foot puns, Douche of the Week, Peacocks are A-holes, and everyone gather around to laugh at Ryan's trauma. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

The guys are moving out of the Menendez Mansion and they're taking their anger with them. Would you consider Ted Bundy the "king" of serial killers? Follow-up; is it a (huge) red flag when someone says the phrase "king of serial killers"? Ryan side-swipes Alabama and wagers a war on drawers. WTF - Ryan edition, Peril, and GBI! Sheesh... there's so much in this episode (it's a long one). They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

There's a lot to unpack in this one. A million questions and not enough time to answer them all. Armie Hammer = Cannibal? Regardless, there's talk of weiner eating (again). Were Ben Stiller’s characters from Happy Gilmore, Heavyweights, and Dodgeball the same person? Is England a collective jerk for issuing the first speeding ticket? Have facts gone the way of the Buffalo? And finally, of course, are we still allowed to say "gypsy"? So many burning questions and so few fulfilling answers. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

Do you remember your first kiss? How did you approach it? I'm sure it wasn't as awkward as these guys stories. We have some backward songs, confusing stories, and the question: "Would you prefer the IRS or the FBI showing up to your door?" It doesn't really matter, you're f*cked either way. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!