THOSEGUYSYOUHATE

The guys went on vacation and didn't do their job this week. However, before they left they put together their first mini-sesh where Ryan breaks down an encounter he had with a customer(s) at his bar. You'll laugh, you'll cringe, you'll probably want to hide under your chair. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

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The guys discuss their heritage with about as much grace as you would expect. This episode is a bit of a mixed bag. Granted, there is a nuanced conversation about Simone Biles that was (relatively) well-articulated... but at the same time, lots of fecal humor as well. There's a Weekly Book Nook that has nothing to do with books, is technology evolving too fast? (we all know the answer to that one), and Tiler tests the theory of whether or not chanting makes something worse. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

The guys wage war all over the place in this one. Tyler calls out the IOC, Ryan shouts about Netflix and "The Bank". Also, is Wall-E just a glimpse into society's inevitable future? (Probably). Ryan negs Tyler and goes full-on Karen. Tyler has another "Be Like Me" and actually inspires Ryan. Old-Timey Headlines, Douche o' the Week, and Ryan finally learns that not everything can be solved with circus music. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

This is an overall positive episode where the guys snap and go full kook (it was only a matter of time). While still looking to figure themselves out, they dive into body positivity (lecherously), and Tiler pleads a case for the happy trail. Tiler gets a brief moment to do a solo show and it goes about as well as you can imagine, a nuanced discussion of Cuba and Ryan is really, really bad at acronyms. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

The guys plead their case as nuanced thinkers, and their defense is flimsy at best. Tyler is looking a little waifish these days, and Ryan gets political for only a second before he regrets it. The guys embrace their own particular style of branding and they go over a "handy" step-by-step guide to receiving a happy ending. There's a White-Guy-Rant, Shameful Admissions, and Ryan addresses the "character" he's becoming. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

Have you ever had a come to God moment? The guys discuss theirs. By the way, is YOLO still a thing? I'm asking for a friend. The phrase "Serial Rapist Turducken" was said on this week's episode and I'm now rethinking all my life choices. Tyler is confused by humans, Ryan tries to make necrophilia cool, and the lizards down here be banging, yall. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

As the guys bumble through their first ever live show, Ryan makes an attempt at fixing Tiler (spoiler alert: to no avail). Also, lots of porn talk in this one. We've got a Tiler Menendez observations, a biological weapon is set off in the studio, there's a story of Ryan almost getting stabbed, our thoughts on the eventual robot uprising, and watching videos on a podcast- how could that go wrong? They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

The guys unleash their full-kook during this episode. Ryan offers an apology and will probably have his face eaten for it. Tyler admits to crimes during his depression index, so be sure to be on the lookout for that. There are giveaways galore as the guys send people on trips I'm pretty sure they won't want to go on, and Dr. Ryan perscribes meth for Tyler's ails. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

I feel like I should warn you, there's a lot of talk of Ryan's "undercarriage" in this one. Rule 34 abound (no, seriously), and Ryan takes time out of his day to explain to the rest of us why he's better than everyone. Also, what's everyone's take on midday tequila? What about afternoon tequila? Ryan delivers his "Weekly Book Nook", Tyler has another "totally original idea", and there's more than enough di*kkicking to go around. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

Ryan has an awkward ode for the spit in the back of his/your throat. We have a proposal to the FDA and the guys talk about the N-word. Ryan is awful at "W.Y.R.", a new "But Did Ya' Die?", and what's with all the shirt lifting at the gym? They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!