THOSEGUYSYOUHATE

The guys are divided on whether it's ok to move on to the next track before a song ends completely. Ryan reads scripture... again. Tiler attempts to have a nuanced discussion about the Travis Scott situation, and the Kyle Rittenhouse trial, amongst other topics. "Shameful Admissions" is back, Weekly BookNook (it's the flesh-light again), and Ryan shows his butt... like, the whole thing. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

It's the story of what might be the worst heist in history. There are plenty of opportunities to laugh at someone else's misfortune in this one. Ryan, a reformed cheater, speaks on his past behavior and the consequences of those actions (honestly, it all sounds ridiculously stressful). Sharing porn, learning from our mistakes, and if you're in a relationship, DON'T come to Miami. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

The guys make some real progress on this one. Ryan acknowledges his aggressive side, Tiler continues his journey to help others, and Dr. Drucifer makes another appearance as the show's porn correspondent (porn-espondent). The guys delve into serious subject matter as they break down the Henry Ruggs III situation, there's a discussion of their severe bathroom issues, and the fleshlight saga continues (even though we've begged him to stop). They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

The guys pregame for this one by promoting a completely different podcast. For this Mini-Sesh the guys discuss the time that a 17-year-old Tiler got white-girl-wasted in the Dominican Republic and was led astray by a prostitute. The guys continue to use their platform to grow their cult... I mean "community". Tiler's bad at metaphors, Ryan wants to be the one that talks, and do you remember your first legal drink? They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

I believe Ryan words it perfectly when he says this show is the "side chick" of podcasts. In this week's episode, the guys speak on the downfalls of convenience (it'll probably be the downfall of us all). Also, is there such a thing as a good cult? Tiler takes out wealthy people with another Douche o' the Week. Ryan continues to prove that there is such a thing as listening to too much Dateline. Kid pageantries are f*cked up, Ryan is slowly becoming Cinderella, and the show fights fire with fire. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

Join the guys on another Mini-Sesh as they tell you all about the time the Menendez Family barely avoided getting eaten by bats and their stoic/heroic demeanor throughout such a crisis. (/s obviously)

The guys drop their traveling bona fides and it's as awful as you think. I don't even think they're in it to make content anymore, I think they just love the sound of their own voices, Ryan threatens Mama Menendez, and where were you when Michael Jackson died? They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

Ryan can't stop telling random men he loves them. Tiler seems to be centering all his segments around complaining as he comes off the top rope with another "White-Boy-Rant". Unfortunately, the Fleshlight Saga™ continues (check out the pregame) and Ryan continues his systematic verbal attacks on different states, this week, taking out Wyoming (sorry to the 42 people in Wyoming). There's another round of But Did Ya' Die - School Shooter Edition, the selfishness of society which will probably be the downfall of us all, and a Happy Death Day™ to a man that did so much for us. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

We’ve all had those moments of feeling incredibly embarrassed by something we’ve done, a lack of awareness or common sense in the moment, perhaps. We wanted to, both literally and figuratively, crawl underground and disappear forever, hoping that no one would ever hear of our blunder.

We would've (and will) do anything, go to any length, to keep even a single detail from getting out.

Having said that, please join the guys as they choose one of the many such stories they have accumulated over their storied (and depraved) lives and share it with the world. Laugh at their behavior and learn from their mistakes. Class is now in session. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

This episode has some serious "can I say this?" energy. Ryan addresses black people directly and Tiler finally gets around to reviewing the Mandalorian... season 1. The guys discuss their secret job, believe they're doing God's work, and simultaneously are worried about getting fired for doing said work. A brand new "Stuff You Should Have Known™", rules are made to be broken, and... RYAN DOESN'T LIKE STAR WARS?!?! They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

The guys prepare for this one by arguing with each other throughout the whole pregame (and into the show). For this Mini-Sesh, Tiler tells the story of the one time both he and Ryan went on a business trip and made some questionable decisions. It's par for the course at this point. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!