THOSEGUYSYOUHATE

A lot of bathroom talk on this one. Sorry. The guys discuss Paris Hilton (only 10 years too late) and whether they’ve ever been pepper-sprayed. Tyler wants to to be the arbiter of crazy and Ryan has some old-timey headlines that you’ll be interested in (or not, how would I know?). They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

Tyler is given the gift of awareness by Passive Aggressive Anthony and then immediately lashes out at him. Ryan on the other hand gets into #MeTooAsWell and asks the real questions like "Why aren't men allowed to be cold?". Of course, there's another round of Peril which is stuffed with a Did You Die?™ - Jeffery Dahmer edition. Tyler has another White Guy Rants and a Good, Bad and the Interesting and you sure as hell don't want to miss Douche of the Week. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

Would you prefer someone spill the beans or give up the goods? Is Colin Cowherd sports Bill Maher? Have you ever been plated? Plenty of questions and no real answers on this weeks episode. Tyler gives you even more reasons to be terrified of nature while Ryan brings in some Disney Mashups. All that and so much more. They are TGYH!

If you don't hate the word "Shmoopie", you will after this episode. The guys discuss the worst names to give your partner. Hitler? Really? Tyler hates turtles. Ryan raises money for animal cruelty and also becomes a Lord (I don't know if those two things are related). Peril. Good, Bad, Interesting and was the movie Frozen overrated? All that and more on this weeks episode. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

Shorter than normal episode this week. The guys discuss the psychological traits of some of history's most famous minds (Einstein was a dick), Tyler tries to start a conspiracy while Ryan begins a war on nuance. Also, cereal/cheeto's - are they better stale? Is Keanu Reeves a vampire and... docking? All that and more on this weeks episode. They are TGYH!

Would you spend a day with someone you hate to get an up close look at Pat Sajak’s skin? Do you think you can size someone up by the type of drink they like? Is Hillary Clinton's best trait her ankles? The guys answer these hard hitting questions along with so much more. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

Tyler has a brand new "Be Like Me", and gives out advice* to his fans while doing his best to act cool. It fails spectacularly. Ryan claims "Splish Splash" is a workout banger, so... do with that what you will. Thankfully he also gives us another True Crime!™ segment. Also, I know everybody has their "thing", but public masturbation doesn't count, right? Asking for a friend. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

*It's not advice, it's just nonsense. You should NOT listen to either of them.

The guys start off the show by discussing their most fearful moments and Tyler accuses Ryan of being selfish for almost dying. Ron Jeremy is a piece of garbage, apparently. Who knew? Also, are The Guys the Jabba the Hutt of entertainment? Let's say yes. Finally, are we as a society to blame for the state of journalism? Peril, Good, Bad and the Interesting and so much more. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

Ryan starts the show by "fixing" Spanish, then discusses losing Chadwick Boseman. Also, remember those clowns that terrorized that town? What the hell was that about? You'll notice Tyler has trouble getting around Ryan's impenetrable defense. The guys nail the dismount with a plethora of animal penises. Finally, would tickle fights fix the NRA's problems? They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

Douche or no douche: Referring to him as “Charlie” Manson.

The guys are in full form this week as they somehow fail forwards. Tyler doesn’t have a hope of ever winning a game of Peril. Ryan on the other hand shoots himself in the foot and loses in a very embarrassing way. Let’s all gather round and laugh. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

P.S. - Let’s all agree. You can NEVER call a woman husky. Who's with me?