THOSEGUYSYOUHATE

Let me get this out of the way first, Ryan addresses your children throughout the episode and it's weird. Fun story of the week as the guys discuss the time Mama Menendez threw up in a bag. Lot's of cannibalism talk, kuru (of course), and Fiji used to be known as Cannibal Island. Who knew? Conspiracy theories, dictator turn-ons, and Ryans unusual tastes in people. All that and so much more this week. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

We've got a themed episode for you this week, as the guys dabble in Sci-fi, and Ryan tries to impress you with all of his newly found knowledge on the subject. Ryan goes so far as to claim himself king of the nerds and tries to rewrite the universal rules of the genre, while Tyler pushes back on everything Ryan does. 50 episodes in and they still can't get their timing right. Shameful Admissions, "Did Ya' Die?", the guys sellout, and so much more. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

As if they weren't scummy enough, the guys decide to get into the betting game this week. By the way, weird segue- has John Stamos aged like a fine wine? (The only answer is yes). A PSA for your ASS in coming in hot, and Tyler has another "Be Like Me", which, you would do well to just skip past. Seriously, don't listen to it. The "advice" is just terrible. Anyway, with a war being declared on the Postal Service, Ryan phoning in his segment, and Mia Khalifa... again. Plus, Scientific Racism? They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

The guys dip their toes in all sorts of topics this week. Ryan is going to teach you how to make the perfect english-muffin pizza, Tyler on the other hand is going to take you on a trip to Nigeria and give you some bad news. Like, really depressing news. Should the Zodiac killer have taken a creative writing class? Is porn contributing to the downfall of society? (It is.) G, B, I, Peril- and so much more. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

Do you believe the universe is trying to communicate with you? Maybe it's using our show as a conduit? Whatever your beliefs, the guys are going to give unraveling the mysteries of the universe a go (and fail miserably, obviously). The guys ask the real questions such as: was Yogi Bear a douchebag? (he was). Would Malaria be a great name for a girl if we hadn't messed it up so much? Ryan brings a never-before-heard, red-hot-fire take to the show, and Tyler has another W.T.F. The Zone of Death, Rats and Butt-Play, and Douche of the Week. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

Let's face it, narcissism is running rampant these days. If you don't agree, you're one of them. Also, it's time to sweat out some impurities and, while you're busy doing that, Ryan is going to fill you in on his new campaign. Tyler has some "good news" for everyone. Plus, Peril, "Don't Kill, but When You Do™", and Good, Bad, and the Interesting. What more could you ask for? They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

Ryan basically promotes a completely different podcast to get this session going. This is a true-crime filled episode. Ryan calls out a particular true-crime podcast and debuts his own; Hateline N.B.D. Tyler has a "totally original idea" for the audience, and can the argument be made that volunteering is evil? The show sells out for nothing, Ryan screams at Colombian children, and are there too many dead people? All this and so much more. They are TGYH!

Is it fair to say that technology has rotted people from the inside out? Ryan, breaks out his limited** Sean Connery impression. Tyler on the other hand argues against donating organs while simultaneously increasing his feud with nature. Games galore with Peril and Google Game, plus Tyler has another Good, Bad, and the Interesting. Walking meditation - extreme edition, favorite candy violence, and we discuss the near unlimited power traffic cones wield. All that and so much more. We are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

** - very, very, very limited.

The unofficial theme of this episode is "perspective", although I'm starting to think that not all of it is good. Ryan tries to sell out the first chance he gets and connects with his "deep Indian roots" while Tyler asks Ryan to solve a few of his problems for him in a very "Jesus take the wheel" type of segment. The guys then talk ego... or their egos talk- I can't tell the difference anymore. Listen in and learn to feel better about yourselves. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

Ryan says James McAvoy is a bad actor. Has anyone ever been more wrong, ever? Tyler on the other hand delivers "good" news in a depressing Good, Bad, and the Interesting. Ryan reaches out to his many fans and gives a very special shout-out. Peril, loud noises and... does yuca suck balls? All that and so much more, they are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!