The Mooney’s get myth-y with it. Hannah sings a siren song with a deep dive on mermaids (feat backup vocals by Missy) and still can’t say abdomen. Missy spouts off some stone-hard facts about gargoyles. The chat is magic, mediaeval, fishy and grotesque - what more could you ask for?

Missy gives her hot take on the the Olympic Torch Relay while Hannah-coluthon (a word Missy made up) weaves together a tale about runner’s stitch - the burning, stabbing pain kind, not the sewing kind. We are a cauldron of chaos and just like the Olympic flame, our passion for singing badly cannot be extinguished.

Is ‘tit’ a swear word? Your fave blowhards spend far too long blathering on about this. Served with a side of alchemy and the origin story of the megaphone. I mean who doesn’t love a good ear trumpet?

“You’re not going to have a small squid with a huge mouth.” Catch up with your favourite big mouths as Missy gives you the the skinny on giant squidies and Hannah brings the buzz on spelling bees. Ps. we’re defs guna open a pub call “the squid's arms”

Your favourite dummies are back. We’re talking heads, shoulders, knees, toes and running with the same arm and leg. Ever wondered when, why, and where mannequins were invented? Neither, but here you go.

Ghost lights, brain freeze, Hannah and Missy getting way too intense and having a little fight about efficiency - this episode has it all. It’s illuminating. It’s frosty. It’s straight up the episode no one asked for. Yet, here we are. Get amongst it, because you are kind, you are smart, and you are important!

Hey, hey! We made it to the shortest day. Hannah han-splains daylight savings and Missy talks twin-handedness. This episode gets righty-fighty because Missy throws shade on tunes on a run. But we also get lefty-loosey-goosey and sing waaaay to much.

This week's episode is the one you didn’t know you were weighting for. No pressure, but Missy gets heavy and gets under some of the benefits of weighted blankets. Hannah changes pace and offers a speedy yet scintillating overview of roller derby. It’s a blast, it’s a riot, it’s a jam. So come on, get your skates on and get this in your ear holes!

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, and woohoo don’t we have two for you! Hannah’s full of beans as she goes through different types of coffee (yes that’s she, Espresso). While Missy tells you what materials NOT to supply birds with to construct their nests…I know, it’s bizarre, even for us!

What do autobiographies and dishwashers have in common? Nothing. But you can tell a lot about a person by how they load the dishwasher. This week it’s a how-to episode in which Missy tells you how to load your dishwasher and Hannah lays down the steps to writing an autobiography.