Thousand Movie Project

Wherein the narrator, in the grip of a hangover, free-associates for a half hour.

Wherein the narrator addresses a pet peeve, tells some stories about a disturbed colleague who created that pet peeve, and then stumbles, belatedly, upon a paparazzo's recent photo of the reclusive Thomas Pynchon, one of the narrator's favorite authors (who hasn't been photographed in sixty years); and finally, in an indulgent leap, waxes on the connection between that photograph and Pornhub's 2019 user data.

Wherein the narrator describes an latenight encounter involving methamphetamine and cheese, and how that encounter is a pretty good example of why recent dates never carry a romantic torch past the third encounter; sandwiched in the middle is an old Spanish story; and finally, an interview with Rhett Doughterty, the head brewer at Veza Sur Brewery in Wynwood.

Check out Veza Sur Brewery: https://vezasur.com/

Wherein the narrator gives up on the podcast script he's been working on for a month in order to ask some questions about a delicate subject, and to wonder aloud at why he feels so bad to be asking those questions.

Also: a riff about laundromats, cheap vending machines, the best Cuban sandwich in Little Havana, and the Marlboro woman.

Wherein the narrator addresses one of the most poignant lessons he learned from ten years of therapy, and how it factored into this one sexual encounter he had in New York. Also, in the epilogue (which is probably actually longer than the monologue), he talks about how J.K. Rowling and Twitter might have made him a bad tutor. Also, an update on the Mary drama.

To read the blog post mentioned in this episode, follow this link:

https://thousandmovieproject.com/2020/06/04/mighta-been-a-date-im-not-sure/

My thanks to Tri-Tachyon, who put some free music on freesound.com that I sample in this episode.

https://soundcloud.com/tri-tachyon

Wherein the narrator riffs at first about reading DUNE for the first time, and having complicated feelings about it, and then launches into a conversation with book critic Steve Donoghue about DUNE, how STAR WARS became uninteresting, censorship and John Ford and unlikeable people who have heart attacks and PREDATOR 2 and a man who got mauled by a tiger.

Subscribe to Steve's prolific YouTube channel here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1B9FfvVLRt8s6scUa79oag

Wherein the narrator recounts a quarantine romance.

Wherein the narrator talks for a while about a weird relationship with the stuff you used to see on file-sharing platforms, the ethics of consuming upsetting media, and then talks for 90 minutes with book critic Steve Donoghue about Thomas Harris, writing, self-publishing, coronavirus, The Godfather, Superman II, Rod Steiger, and other things.

Read some of Steve's most recent work at www.openlettersreview.com

Be sure to visit lucasblanco.com for the bookmarks mentioned at the end of the episode, of which all profits will be donated to getting PPE for medical workers (all profits barring the price of postage).

Also, special thanks to user Bone666138 of freesound.com for his wonderful circus music.

Wherein the narrator describes an older guy named Reggie, guides the listener through a gentle meditation, and muses on the news before riffing for a bit about DUNE and the question of whether to self-publish something.

Special thanks to Capella Ducis and InspectorJ on www.freesound.com for making available some of the sound effects used in this episode.

Wherein the narrator has a chat with book critic, YouTuber, and book critic Steve Donoghue. A practice run at a more formalized version of these conversations we'll be having in weeks to come!