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0:00 Paint Balls

5:47 i sucked my own dick

8:35 TIFU By being too horny to notice something had gone horribly wrong. 

12:56 TIFU by thinking my laser hair removal nurse was complimenting my asshole

21:20 Homewrecker gets that, wrecked  

28:06 my husband doesn’t know

29:01 Sex is disgusting

30:27 I am a bi guy and gave head for the first time last night and have a new respect for women who give head.

32:09 How to tell my boss that his following on X is public, and everyone can see him following nsfw/OF accounts?

36:20 TIFU by banging my first cousin.

40:09 Mom won’t believe nsfw site was popup ad, son “shows” her it can happen to anyone. 

42:14 TIFU by realizing the older woman I’ve been sleeping with for months is my coworkers mom.

50:00 AITA for being loud when my roommate has sex?

56:00 TIFU by thinking my son was having gay sex when he was just eating Hummus

58:27 He peed in me

Teresa:

i sucked my own dick https://www.reddit.com/r/offmychest/comments/1r8j1fb/i_sucked_my_own_dick/

TIFU by banging my first cousin. https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/f7e88e/tifu_by_banging_my_first_cousin/

TIFU by thinking my son was having gay sex when he was just eating Hummus https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/u7wwey/tifu_by_thinking_my_son_was_having_gay_sex_when/

TIFU by realizing the older woman I’ve been sleeping with for months is my coworkers mom. https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ih79se/tifu_by_realizing_the_older_woman_ive_been/

TIFU by thinking my laser hair removal nurse was complimenting my asshole https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/i8c8hy/tifu_by_thinking_my_laser_hair_removal_nurse_was/

I am a bi guy and gave head for the first time last night and have a new respect for women who give head. https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueOffMyChest/comments/kw2076/i_am_a_bi_guy_and_gave_head_for_the_first_time/

Sex is disgusting https://www.reddit.com/r/The10thDentist/comments/1qbd4sc/sex_is_disgusting/

my husband doesn’t know https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueOffMyChest/comments/uzdzf8/my_husband_doesnt_know/

Denver:

AITA for being loud when my roommate has sex? https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/1im7a19/aita_for_being_loud_when_my_roommate_has_sex/

Mom won’t believe nsfw site was popup ad, son “shows” her it can happen to anyone.  https://www.reddit.com/r/pettyrevenge/comments/pfs7j0/mom_wont_believe_nsfw_site_was_popup_ad_son_shows/  

How to tell my boss that his following on X is public, and everyone can see him following nsfw/OF accounts? https://www.reddit.com/r/Advice/comments/1ecljlk/how_to_tell_my_boss_that_his_following_on_x_is/

TIFU By being too horny to notice something had gone horribly wrong.  https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/d5ujmp/tifu_by_being_too_horny_to_notice_something_had/

He peed in me https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueOffMyChest/comments/168nriv/nsfw_he_peed_in_me/

Paint Balls https://www.reddit.com/r/NuclearRevenge/comments/bgfc71/paint_balls/

Homewrecker gets that [NSFW] wrecked https://www.reddit.com/r/NuclearRevenge/comments/b6d7aj/homewrecker_gets_that_nsfw_wrecked/ 

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Our 18th best of the week episode!

0:00 AITAH for choosing my wife over my mom?  

8:25: r/relationship_advice:  Update: My bf (23) doesn’t want me (f21) to go to my best friends (f22) wedding.  

23:53 r/bestofredditorupdates: My boss told me to "stick to my job description" when I asked for a raise. So I did. Now he's mad things aren't getting done. 

30:27 r/Amitheasshole: WIBTA for suing my friend when she didn’t come to my wedding? 

37:01 Boss always found an error with my monthly reports and cover letters, so I used her old ones and watched her rip them apart. 

42:38 My girlfriend [23F] seems genuinely disgusted by my interests and I [25M] am starting to feel ashamed of myself. How do I address this?  

54:42 AIO: Am I overreacting: new boyfriend was weirdly judgmental about bathroom situation 

59:40 r/advice: i think my neighbor is dead 

Denver: 

AIO: Am I overreacting: new boyfriend was weirdly judgmental about bathroom situation https://www.reddit.com/r/AmIOverreacting/comments/1r5fo45/am_i_overreacting_new_boyfriend_was_weirdly/ 

AITAH: AITAH for choosing my wife over my mom?  https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/1r1vrfj/aitah_for_choosing_my_wife_over_my_mom/ 

r/bestofredditorupdates: My boss told me to "stick to my job description" when I asked for a raise. So I did. Now he's mad things aren't getting done. https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1r3gb26/my_boss_told_me_to_stick_to_my_job_description/ 

r/threadtalkpodcast 

r/pettyrevenge: Boss always found an error with my monthly reports and cover letters, so I used her old ones and watched her rip them apart. https://www.reddit.com/r/pettyrevenge/comments/1r205vk/boss_always_found_an_error_with_my_monthly/ 

Teresa:

r/Amitheasshole: WIBTA for suing my friend when she didn’t come to my wedding? https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/1r2uv29/wibta_for_suing_my_friend_when_she_didnt_come_to/ 

r/relationship_advice:  Update: My bf (23) doesn’t want me (f21) to go to my best friends (f22) wedding.  https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/1r1wn17/update_my_bf_23_doesnt_want_me_f21_to_go_to_my/ 

r/advice: i think my neighbor is dead https://www.reddit.com/r/Advice/comments/1r2jw4g/i_think_my_neighbor_is_dead/ 

r/BORupdates: My girlfriend [23F] seems genuinely disgusted by my interests and I [25M] am starting to feel ashamed of myself. How do I address this?  https://www.reddit.com/r/BORUpdates/comments/1r61z35/my_girlfriend_23f_seems_genuinely_disgusted_by_my/

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Just WHY????

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0:00 I snapped and called out my friends husband for shitting on her love of spicy books in front of everyone, and now the group chat is blowing up

8:54 AITA for making my brother sleep in his car after he lost his keys (again)?

14:12 My GF used an AI tool to search through my gallery and now she’s moving out

23:35 AITA for not stopping my teenage sons gf from kissing him?  

30:56  TIFU going to my ex's wedding

36:52 AITA for locking up my “cash stash” after my partner kept “borrowing” from it?  

49:40 My (28F) husband (29M) left me on our wedding night

1:01:07 TIFU by intentionally running out of gas on the highway to teach a lesson 

Teresa:

I snapped and called out my friends husband for shitting on her love of spicy books in front of everyone, and now the group chat is blowing up https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueOffMyChest/comments/1qzucj2/i_snapped_and_called_out_my_friends_husband_for/

My GF used an AI tool to search through my gallery and now she’s moving out https://www.reddit.com/r/offmychest/comments/1qzz9ay/my_gf_used_an_ai_tool_to_search_through_my/

TIFU going to my ex's wedding https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1r4pcx2/tifu_going_to_my_exs_wedding/

My (28F) husband (29M) left me on our wedding night https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/1r4kjz5/my_28f_husband_29m_left_me_on_our_wedding_night/

Denver: 

AITA for making my brother sleep in his car after he lost his keys (again)? https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/1qbzni6/aita_for_making_my_brother_sleep_in_his_car_after/

AITA for not stopping my teenage sons gf from kissing him?  https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/1l04t5i/aita_for_not_stopping_my_teenage_sons_gf_from/  

AITA for locking up my “cash stash” after my partner kept “borrowing” from it?  https://www.reddit.com/r/AmITheAssholeTalk/comments/1qwjbk3/aita_for_locking_up_my_cash_stash_after_my/ 

TIFU by intentionally running out of gas on the highway to teach a lesson https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1r43jgk/tifu_by_intentionally_running_out_of_gas_on_the/

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Our 17th best of the week episode!

12:51 Update: I (27F) accidentally had my baby in my friend’s (31F) car. Now she & her husband don’t want to speak to me. How do I fix this?

27:30 TIFU by trying to listen to a podcast on the toilet 

32:51 AITA for not moving back in with my dad just because he got divorced 

36:26 Perfectly acceptable dinner rejected by boyfriend again 

48:50 Tomorrow, I'm going to ruin his life 

55:33 TIFU having severe stomach issues for more than a year and unable to find the root cause 

59:29 shitty neighbor keeps stealing my laundry cycles and dumping my clothes 

Denver: 

AITAH: AITAH for telling my SIL a family secret and now everyone is breaking up or divorcing??? https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/1qzlyzb/aitah_for_telling_my_sil_a_family_secret_and_now/ 

TIFU: TIFU having severe stomach issues for more than a year and unable to find the root cause https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1qy76o8/tifu_having_severe_stomach_issues_for_more_than_a/ 

r/bestofredditorupdates: Perfectly acceptable dinner rejected by boyfriend again https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1qy4vhr/perfectly_acceptable_dinner_rejected_by_boyfriend/ 

r/threadtalkpodcast: TIFU by trying to listen to a podcast on the toilet https://www.reddit.com/r/ThreadTalkPodcast/comments/1qwlel6/tifu_by_trying_to_listen_to_a_podcast_on_the/ 

Teresa:

r/Amitheasshole: AITA for not moving back in with my dad just because he got divorced https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/1r0g8wd/aita_for_not_moving_back_in_with_my_dad_just/ 

r/relationship_advice: Update: I (27F) accidentally had my baby in my friend’s (31F) car. Now she & her husband don’t want to speak to me. How do I fix this?https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/1r04off/update_i_27f_accidentally_had_my_baby_in_my/

Original: https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/1qlosg2/i_27f_accidentally_had_my_baby_in_my_friends_31f/

r/BORupdates: Tomorrow, I'm going to ruin his life  https://www.reddit.com/r/BORUpdates/comments/1qy5xwy/tomorrow_im_going_to_ruin_his_life/ 

r/pettyrevenge: shitty neighbor keeps stealing my laundry cycles and dumping my clothes https://www.reddit.com/r/pettyrevenge/comments/1qzrwpz/shitty_neighbor_keeps_stealing_my_laundry_cycles/

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Thanks, I guess.

14:14 AIO: my bf can’t fix things. When I step in to take care of it, he’s such a baby about it that I’m ready to dump his a** tonight. 

24:24 My [23F] boyfriend [26M] of 10 months ditched me on our date 

34:03 AITA for telling my husband he's made me reconsider leaving him alone with the kids in the future

45:00 AITA for canceling a trip because my friends changed the plan to something I couldn't afford? 

54:41 My (25F) boyfriend (26M) won’t let me have anyone over, is this something I have to compromise on forever?  

1:03:53 AIW for telling my stepmom to sell the house my dad left her if she can't afford the repairs, instead of giving her my inheritance money?

Teresa: 

My husband 27/M left me 26/F at a friend’s cabin in the woods https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/1qhso3q/my_husband_27m_left_me_26f_at_a_friends_cabin_in/

AIW for telling my stepmom to sell the house my dad left her if she can't afford the repairs, instead of giving her my inheritance money? https://www.reddit.com/r/amiwrong/comments/1r0f790/aiw_for_telling_my_stepmom_to_sell_the_house_my/ 

AITA for canceling a trip because my friends changed the plan to something I couldn't afford?  https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/1qxg0fs/aita_for_canceling_a_trip_because_my_friends/

My [23F] boyfriend [26M] of 10 months ditched me on our date  https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1qz00d1/my_23f_boyfriend_26m_of_10_months_ditched_me_on/

Denver:

AIO: my bf can’t fix things. When I step in to take care of it, he’s such a baby about it that I’m ready to dump his a** tonight.  https://www.reddit.com/r/AmIOverreacting/comments/1q07zyr/aio_my_bf_cant_fix_things_when_i_step_in_to_take/ 

AITA for telling my husband he's made me reconsider leaving him alone with the kids in the future https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/1qbbi9m/aita_for_telling_my_husband_hes_made_me/

My (25F) boyfriend (26M) won’t let me have anyone over, is this something I have to compromise on forever?   https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/1qbaf7q/my_25f_boyfriend_26m_wont_let_me_have_anyone_over/ 

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Our 16th best of the week episode!

0:00 AITA for leaving because my SIL hid my shoes to keep me from taking walks? 

9:10 My (35m) friend (36m) loyalty tested my wife (40f) without my knowledge. She failed. I feel done with them both. What to do? 

23:47 My (26f) friend (26f )is sad noone is excited for her wedding and I don't know how to tell her why? 

34:09 a customer called me stupid so i made sure he'd never be able to return his purchase 

37:26 I forgot to feed my friend's cat and it starved to death, how much legal trouble am I in? 

43:41 AITA for not going to my friends wedding because of one of her bridesmaids and telling her exactly why?  

55:15 TIFU thinking with my dick 

1:01:09 AITAH for explaining the consequences of his actions to my son? 

Denver: 

AITAH: AITAH for explaining the consequences of his actions to my son? https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/1qv6pog/aitah_for_explaining_the_consequences_of_his/ 

r/BORupdates: My (35m) friend (36m) loyalty tested my wife (40f) without my knowledge. She failed. I feel done with them both. What to do?  https://www.reddit.com/r/BORUpdates/comments/1qtnknd/my_35m_friend_36m_loyalty_tested_my_wife_40f/ 

r/Pettyrevenge: a customer called me stupid so i made sure he'd never be able to return his purchase https://www.reddit.com/r/pettyrevenge/comments/1qvsmmz/a_customer_called_me_stupid_so_i_made_sure_hed/ 

r/threadtalkpodcast: AITA for not going to my friends wedding because of one of her bridesmaids and telling her exactly why?  

https://www.reddit.com/r/ThreadTalkPodcast/comments/1qno7my/aita_for_not_going_to_my_friends_wedding_because/  

Teresa:

r/Amitheasshole: AITA for leaving because my SIL hid my shoes to keep me from taking walks? https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/1qwz100/aita_for_leaving_because_my_sil_hid_my_shoes_to/ 

r/relationship_advice: My (26f) friend (26f )is sad noone is excited for her wedding and I don't know how to tell her why? https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/1qxl7qa/my_26f_friend_26f_is_sad_noone_is_excited_for_her/ 

TIFU: TIFU thinking with my dick  https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1qybmz6/tifu_thinking_with_my_dick/ 

r/bestofredditorupdates: I forgot to feed my friend's cat and it starved to death, how much legal trouble am I in? https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1qvej1t/i_forgot_to_feed_my_friends_cat_and_it_starved_to/ 

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Happy Valentine's Day!

0:00 TIFU by fucking my bf into a seizure

8:29 Just found out that my fiance keeps a shrine of me and has collected a used condom of mine

15:08 AITA for wanting to tell my brother's fiancée about the tracking app he secretly installed in the new phone he bought for her?

21:39 My fiancé [25f] dumped me [26M] on Tuesday. Today she tells me she wants the apartment to herself tomorrow for her Valentine’s date

35:00 I[M24] made a word document with all the rules of valentines day, and now my GF[F23] is upset. 

49:93 My (45M) gf's (44F) boss/friend showed up to her house unannounced on Valentine's Day with a card and chocolates while I was there. Did I handle this poorly?

52:45 TIFU by surprising my man with something for Valentine’s day  

1:00:09 Had a threesome with my boyfriend and a friend last night and then woke up to them having sex. Not sure what to do but I feel completely betrayed

1:01:58 AITA for throwing away my ex-husband’s Valentine’s gift for his affair partner?

Teresa:

My fiancé [25f] dumped me [26M] on Tuesday. Today she tells me she wants the apartment to herself tomorrow for her Valentine’s date https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1k2no11/my_fianc%C3%A9_25f_dumped_me_26m_on_tuesday_today_she/

My (45M) gf's (44F) boss/friend showed up to her house unannounced on Valentine's Day with a card and chocolates while I was there. Did I handle this poorly? https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/1iwtp44/my_45m_gfs_44f_bossfriend_showed_up_to_her_house/

Just found out that my fiance keeps a shrine of me and has collected a used condom of mine https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/ss99we/just_found_out_that_my_fiance_keeps_a_shrine_of/

AITA for throwing away my ex-husband’s Valentine’s gift for his affair partner? https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/1ijy9qs/aita_for_throwing_away_my_exhusbands_valentines/

Denver:

AITA for wanting to tell my brother's fiancée about the tracking app he secretly installed in the new phone he bought for her? https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/ss9od9/aita_for_wanting_to_tell_my_brothers_fianc%C3%A9e/

I made a word document with all the rules of valentines day, and now my GF is upset.  https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/1b2d55g/im24_made_a_word_document_with_all_the_rules_of/

Had a threesome with my boyfriend and a friend last night and then woke up to them having sex. Not sure what to do but I feel completely betrayed https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/aqpu38/had_a_threesome_with_my_boyfriend_and_a_friend/

TIFU by fucking my bf into a seizure https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ba8qvo/tifu_by_fucking_my_bf_into_a_seizure/

TIFU by surprising my man with something for Valentine’s day   https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/stauw5/tifu_by_surprising_my_man_with_something_for/  

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Our 15th best of the week episode!

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Weaponized or just incompetence?

0:00 AITA For telling my husband I hate my valentines gift

12:47 AITA for refusing to share my food with my girlfriend?

18:57 My Husband Almost Killed Our Baby and My Toddler Saved Him

34:48 TIFU by giving my 9 month old son the worst haircut ever right before the holidays, then blamed a local barbershop when my wife got really upset about it. 

40:10 AITA for making my sick husband clean up his vomit?

43:39 My (24m) gf (25f) doesn’t want to spend xmas together because she wants time to think about our relationship due to an incident a few days ago. Is she taking this too seriously or am I not treating this serious enough?

58:09 TIFU by assuming my boyfriend was developmentally delayed instead of being a sterotypical man.

Teresa:

AITA For telling my husband I hate my valentines gift https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/118egro/aita_for_telling_my_husband_i_hate_my_valentines/

My Husband Almost Killed Our Baby and My Toddler Saved Him https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1bj4m00/my_husband_almost_killed_our_baby_and_my_toddler/

TIFU by assuming my boyfriend was developmentally delayed instead of being a sterotypical man. https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/11ur4bu/tifu_by_assuming_my_boyfriend_was_developmentally/

AITA for making my sick husband clean up his vomit? https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/1k92qg7/aita_for_making_my_sick_husband_clean_up_his_vomit/

Denver:

AITA for refusing to share my food with my girlfriend? https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/1qpj13f/aita_for_refusing_to_share_my_food_with_my/

TIFU by giving my 9 month old son the worst haircut ever right before the holidays, then blamed a local barbershop when my wife got really upset about it.  https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1pmbw2j/tifu_by_giving_my_9_month_old_son_the_worst/ 

My (24m) gf (25f) doesn’t want to spend xmas together because she wants time to think about our relationship due to an incident a few days ago. Is she taking this too seriously or am I not treating this serious enough? https://www.reddit.com/r/Advice/comments/1pfyr4f/my_24m_gf_25f_doesnt_want_to_spend_xmas_together/

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Our 14th best of the week episode!

0:00 AITA for sticking my freshly single mom with $20,000 of debt. 

12:21 Am I Overreacting - So my mom got my wife a birthday gift 

17:50 (Update) I (23F) met my met my boyfriend’s (25M) “work wife” for the first time and I’m devastated? 

26:19 Rover sitter lost my dog 

42:47 I told a girl about a run group I go to and then she started showing up there too, now she says I'm following her 

49:59 Aitah for using my now ex after I found out he was cheating?  

56:52 My ex lied about vaccinating our immune compromised 8 year old daughter.  

1:13:05 TIFU my shaving my wife being pregnant 

Denver: 

AIO: Am I Overreacting - So my mom got my wife a birthday gift https://www.reddit.com/r/AmIOverreacting/comments/1qm5gka/am_i_overreacting_so_my_mom_got_my_wife_a/ 

AITAH: Aitah for using my now ex after I found out he was cheating?  https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/1qme2c8/aitah_for_using_my_now_ex_after_i_found_out_he/ 

TIFU: TIFU my shaving my wife being pregnant https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1qju48k/tifu_my_shaving_my_wife_being_pregnant/ 

r/bestofredditorupdates: Rover sitter lost my dog https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1qiorri/rover_sitter_lost_my_dog/ 

Teresa:

r/Amitheasshole: AITA for sticking my freshly single mom with $20,000 of debt. https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/1qimgqt/aita_for_sticking_my_freshly_single_mom_with/ 

r/relationship_advice:  (Update) I (23F) met my met my boyfriend’s (25M) “work wife” for the first time and I’m devastated? https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/1qlobq8/update_i_23f_met_my_met_my_boyfriends_25m_work/ 

r/advice: I told a girl about a run group I go to and then she started showing up there too, now she says I'm following her https://www.reddit.com/r/Advice/comments/1qig528/i_told_a_girl_about_a_run_group_i_go_to_and_then/ 

r/BORupdates: My ex lied about vaccinating our immune compromised 8 year old daughter.  https://www.reddit.com/r/BORUpdates/comments/1qkk2gi/my_ex_lied_about_vaccinating_our_immune/ 

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