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Cryptid expert Laura is back for Eclipse chapter 9, in which the non-love-triangle plot arrives at last! Bella’s in the tradwife sunken place and Charlie is dancing on G and Shannon’s last nerve. Reading challenges abound as G is forced to read about her NOTP and Shannon must repeatedly say the word “pillow.” Also featured: Esme gets a turn in the spotlight, Shannon makes an incredible Freudian slip, and a special bonus guest manages a hostile takeover of the podcast!

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Slogan coiner extraordinaire Nicole is back to join G and Shannon for the horniest chapter yet—Chapter 8 of Eclipse, in which Bella finally gets some horizontal action and Jacob pops a… soda? Plus: blonde vs brunette reading experiences, Chris Hansen’s To Catch a Predator: La Push Edition, and a spot of jalice trutherism. Will this be the episode where G and Shannon do a 180 and become Team Edward? As a wise woman once said: “It happens.”

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M joins G and Shannon as they fight for their LIVES to stay silly in Eclipse chapter 7 (by inventing a simple drinking game that will land you in the hospital.) It’s a glamorous and harrowing Rosalie throwback full of history lessons, Why Does He Do That references, smacking of gender, and… bears. With the help of Stephenie Meyer, it’s time to finally answer the questions “Do women deserve rights?” and “But what if they’re blonde?”

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You’re invited! Anamarie rejoins G and Shannon for another homoerotic Alice Cullen slumber party—and this time attendance is mandatory. The Mormon NLOG fantasy is in full swing in Eclipse chapter 6, which also contains kidnapping (positive), a staggering amount of sex tape titles, a crash course in Swiss geopolitics, a new career for Angela Weber, and the dumbest Corona Light chapter title yet!

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Brand new guest Emi joins G and Shannon at the weirdest point possible—Eclipse chapter 5, “Imprint”! It’s an information-packed episode featuring Gen Z Twilight opinions, werewolf drama, Stephenie Meyer’s questionable inspo behind “imprinting,” and a surprise bonus guest! Plus: vitally important discussions of Mormon doctrine vs fanfiction erotica trope the Omegaverse (they’re the same picture.)

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Friend and musician Eric returns for 3B1P: Animal Planet Edition in chapter 4 of Eclipse! Whether you’re a fish putting your mouth on a bird or a vampire doctor putting your mouth on your kid’s significant other, it’s all part of the food chain, baby. Also on today’s agenda: moronic magnetic metaphors, Mike Newton’s MILF, and an egregious overuse of pathokinetic superpowers.

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Exciting Midnight Sun news is in the air as adventurous new guest Ari takes a break from streaming to talk Chapter 3 of Eclipse with G and Shannon! And honestly, they’re a little concerned for Bella this chapter. The boys? Fighting. The hamburgers? Falling like a plane with two exploded engines. Good thing there’s also a letter from Lilia fact-checking Edward’s plane crash catastrophizing!

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Liza rejoins G and birthday girl Shannon to discuss Edward’s most controversial Girl Crime yet in Chapter 2 of Eclipse! Plus: failed matchmaker Charlie throws a tantrum, Angela Weber engages in egregious orphan-shaming, and Edward’s new best friend is…Mike Newton?! Stay tuned for the Corona Light chapter that reduces Shannon to tears!

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It’s 2 episodes in 1 as G and Shannon kick off Eclipse season!! Part I: talk Eclipse history and learn about Twilight Saga deep cut The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner, then celebrate the launch of new fake books Warfare and Peace and Corona Light, created with help from listeners! Part II: guest Maddy is BACK to kick off the first chapter of Eclipse, involving vampiric Varsity Blues scandals, Edward’s shitty literary takes, and ultimate spaghetti chef Charlie Swan.

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Surprise! We’re voting on our season three fake book details right NOW on Spotify and over on Tumblr! Help us choose epigraphs for both books and a title for our Edward POV version of Eclipse! And while you’re at it, enter our cover design contest for both books by sending your cover image to our tumblr @ threebooksoneplot or emailing it to [email protected]. For our Eclipse version of Life and Death, we’ve chosen the title Warfare and Peace! We’ll post the results of the Eclipse version of Midnight Sun’s title poll on all our usual social medias—but the poll only runs for 24 hours, so act fast!

Here are some of our cover ideas for Warfare and Peace: breaking green rope, breaking green belt, breaking green scarf (in honor of the scarf Edythe lends Beau), unraveling knitted green scarf, and green breast cancer ribbon representing mental health awareness. But you don’t have to stick to our ideas—last year we chose completely original ideas by our listeners!

Here are some of our cover ideas for our Untitled Edward POV Eclipse Project: frozen red leaf, the planet mars, red knot, red rope being burned by match, red meteor, black widow spider to represent Victoria (web optional), engagement ring on fire, ravioli being split in half and oozing red sauce, and cuck tent? 

To find out where any of this random shit originated, tune in to our season three premiere on September 11th, 2024. That’s right: 9/11. Never forget…our season premiere, coming soon to your favorite podcast platform. Bye!

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