Three Doctors Discuss

In this episode of Patch Notes 3.0, the crew celebrates wrapping up their final week of classes together before graduation with a chaotic return to one of their favorite formats—20 Questions. What starts with small talk about school, anniversaries, and gaming spirals into debates over WASD in League of Legends, first impressions of Smite 2 and Battlefield 6, and even a Ronaldinho grail pull that sparks a whole conversation about sports cards vs. Pokémon. The main event? A kitchen-themed guessing game where Miguel claws back redemption after his infamous “spice rack” loss, Sergio spirals into hilarious dead ends, and Robert steers the madness until a dish rack seals the deal. It’s competitive, absurd, and the perfect send-off before graduation week

In this episode of Patch Notes 3.0, the crew dives into absolute chaos. The conversation kicks off with the age-old debate: is there really a COD killer out there? From there, things spiral into blind list rankings that quickly go off the rails — movies, games, random hot takes, and picks so wild they had everyone questioning each other’s sanity.

With the scoreboard on the line, tensions rise, alliances form and collapse, and the dumbest (and funniest) rankings in podcast history are born. Between heated arguments, unexpected winners, and Sergio stirring the pot, this episode has it all: gaming debates, chaotic lists, and pure unfiltered comedy.

In this episode of Patch Notes 3.0, Miguel hosts the first-ever Patch Feud, our Family Feud–style trivia game with a sports twist. Robert and Sergio go head-to-head through rounds on soccer countries, stadium foods, iconic sports movies, and more. After some quick life updates—Robert’s TopGolf outing, Sergio’s League frustrations, and Miguel’s Patriots hype—the competition takes over. Sergio dominates the board and locks up a 985–200 win, while side debates break out over Rocky vs. Space Jam, hot dogs vs. wings, and whether Sanji is really better than Zoro.

In this episode of Patch Notes 3.0, chaos reigns supreme as Robert hosts a $15 draft showdown across three wild categories: Marvel, Anime, and Villains. Sergio and Miguel go head-to-head building superteams using a fixed budget—no repeated picks allowed. The twist? ChatGPT serves as the final judge for each round.

Expect heated debates, galaxy-level power scaling, and full-on fandom wars as Scarlet Witch battles Jean Grey, Saitama faces off with Ultra Instinct Goku, and literal gods like Darkseid and Thanos collide. Did Miguel’s Dragon Ball squad dominate? Or did Sergio’s reality-warping team break the AI?

The final verdicts are insane—one of them even replaces Thanos with Gollum. Yes, seriously.

Tune in for strategy, betrayal, unhinged arguments, and a whole lot of salt. And don’t forget to drop your own $15 team in the comments. Would your squad beat theirs?

In this episode of Patch Notes 3.0, Sergio takes the reins and hosts an anime trivia quiz to determine who deserves to be his second-in-command. What starts as a normal episode quickly spirals into chaos as Robert eats Raising Cane’s on mic, Miguel starts guessing answers like a psychic, and Sergio slowly loses his grip on reality. Somehow, the quiz covers everything from One Piece to Berserk to Death Note to Jujutsu Kaisen — with Miguel pulling correct answers out of thin air and Robert relying on Fortnite knowledge to survive.

Along the way, they debate chicken spots, complain about American sports fans, review Andor and Demon Slayer, and Sergio goes full nerd about The Lord of the Rings. By the end, only one question remains: how the hell did Miguel win?

Anime fans, casual watchers, and complete frauds — this one’s for you.

In this episode of Patch Notes 3.0, the boys dive headfirst into “Game of Corrections,” a chaotic trivia game inspired by Um, Actually, where every statement is wrong — and someone’s gotta call it out. Hosted by Miguel, Sergio and Robert go head-to-head correcting false facts from the worlds of anime, the MCU, video games, sports, and more.

Meanwhile, Sergio goes to war with the internet over Goku’s parenting, Robert defends Super Saiyan lore, and Miguel attempts to keep the show on the rails (spoiler: he fails). We talk Fantastic Four, Demon Slayer, Happy Gilmore 2, and Sergio crowns his second 5/5 book.

In this episode of Patch Notes 3.0, the long lost Episode 14 finally sees the light of day—and it's pure movie-ranking madness. Sergio puts Robert and Miguel through a brutal blind ranking game across six categories: Marvel, Comedy, Pixar, DC, Action, and Worst Movies of All Time. The catch? They have to lock in their rankings without knowing what’s coming next.

What follows is a cinematic disasterpiece. Fred the Movie ends up in the top two. Dragon Ball Evolution somehow ranks above Avatar. Megan Fox gets disrespected. And someone actually tries to defend Green Lantern.

It’s a chaotic mix of nostalgia, betrayal, bad opinions, and even worse movie takes. But one of us walks away with the win. Barely.

In this episode of Patch Notes 3.0, we go full game show mode with a custom Jeopardy-style trivia showdown. Robert hosts while Miguel and Sergio face off in a high-stakes battle of wits (and wild guesses). Categories? Sports, Anime, Anatomy, Cryptids, and Pop Culture.

Expect chaos. Expect hot takes. Expect someone to confuse Lightning McQueen with an actual trivia answer.
One of us forgets basic anatomy. Someone else channels cryptid energy. And yes—Goku being a bad dad comes up.

Who rises to the top? Who folds under pressure? And who still can’t spell “Ryuk”?

In this episode of Patch Notes 3.0, Miguel throws Robert and Sergio into the wildest guessing game yet: Guess What Happens Next. Armed with out-of-context clips from movies and TV shows, the guys must predict the most absurd outcomes possible—gymnastic dinosaur attacks, deadly frisbees, and somehow… sex killing dads?

Along the way, they debate the new Superman movie, Sergio rants about One Piece’s greatness, Robert goes all in on Warzone nostalgia, and Miguel nerds out over trading cards like it’s a national sport. Bonus points, horrible writing, and peak CW drama await.

This one is extremely visual—so if you’re listening on audio only, we strongly recommend checking out our YouTube channel for the full effect. You’ve been warned.

In this episode of Patch Notes 3.0, your favorite trio goes absolutely feral with a chaotic animal sound guessing game. Robert tests Miguel and Sergio’s knowledge of the animal kingdom—complete with screeches, growls, and some very questionable imitations. From jungle birds and gibbons to the demon spawn known as the shoebill, it’s a hilarious showdown that crowns a new Steve Irwin. Plus, we talk book reviews, Marvel slander, movies we're hyped for, and Miguel’s card show prep. Oh, and did you know koalas sound like dying engines?