Three Doctors Discuss

In this episode of Patch Notes 3.0, we celebrate the 4th of July the only way we know how—by drafting our Top 25 All-Time Americans. Sergio hosts while Miguel and Robert go head-to-head, bringing a chaotic mix of icons, underdogs, and completely unhinged picks to the table.

From Mr. Rogers and Sacagawea to Chuck Liddell and Joey Chestnut, no name is too legendary—or too ridiculous—for this list. Expect hot takes, patriotic debates, historical disrespect, and a deep philosophical question: Is Tony Hawk more American than George Washington?

This week on Patch Notes 3.0, Miguel puts on the ref jersey and challenges Sergio and Robert to a blind ranking of sports greatness. From legendary soccer icons to Olympic dominance, wild comebacks, iconic coaches, and even the best-looking trophies, chaos ensues.

Will Ronaldo outshine Messi? Can the Dream Team dunk on Brazil's golden squad? And what makes the Ballon d’Or less prestigious than a giant silver football? Find out as egos are bruised, rankings are questioned, and one host walks away victorious

In this episode of Patch Notes 3.0, Robert puts Miguel and Sergio to the test with a hilarious and mind-blowing quiz on everyday items and their bizarre original uses. From chainsaws used in childbirth to Coca-Cola laced with cocaine, the crew dives into the strange history behind modern inventions. Along the way, they unpack personal stories, Coldplay concert highlights, NHL heartbreaks, and heated album reviews—featuring J. Cole, Kendrick, Wu-Tang, and more. Who takes the win this week? Tune in and find out.

In this chaotic and hilarious episode of Patch Notes 3.0, Sergio takes over as host and throws Robert and Miguel into survival mode—literally. The trio drafts dream teams to survive escalating scenarios: facing off against a Predator in the jungle, surviving a zombie outbreak in Atlanta, and navigating the post-apocalyptic world of Mad Max.

From including MrBeast as a support character, to debating whether John Wick or Jason Statham is the better wild card, each round is full of creative chaos. There are hot takes on who counts as "muscle," the role of the Elmo voice actor in a zombie apocalypse, and even arguments over whether Andre 3000’s street cred can save humanity.

In this saucy first-ever in-person episode of Patch Notes 3.0, Miguel throws down the ultimate challenge: a blind BBQ sauce taste test. With Roberto & Sergio's eyes covered and their taste buds on high alert, we try to guess different brands of BBQ Sauce.

This episode also marks a major milestone: Sergio’s official on-camera debut! Does he bring the sauce or just suffer through it?

In this episode of Patch Notes3.0, The Boys are Fresh off the stage with Their doctorates in hand, we decided to test our real intelligence—with a classic game of 20 Questions. Roberto picked random everyday household items, while Sergio and Miguel had to guess them with nothing but yes/no answers and a mountain of misplaced confidence. Miguel, despite holding an actual doctorate, somehow failed to guess some of the simplest items imaginable. Was it sabotage? Was it stress? Or is he just cursed when it comes to everyday household items?

In this episode of Patch Notes 3.0, the boys take a trip to the outer limits — of believability. Sergio presents a series of alien encounters, some real (allegedly) and some totally made up. It’s up to Miguel and Roberto to figure out which close encounters were genuine reports… and which were cooked up at 2 a.m. with zero sleep and too much YouTube. There are beams of light, frozen fish, and questionable witnesses. Trust no one — not even us.

In this episode, chaos reigns from the very start as we somehow spiral from book reviews to video games to the questionable logistics of sperm racing — and that's before we even get to the main event. The challenge? Miguel serves as host, as Robert and Sergio are dropped into a random biome and have to pick three items to survive for eight brutal months. Jungle, tundra, desert — no place is safe, and no survival plan is too ridiculous. Grab your gear (or don’t), and get ready to question every life choice you’ve ever made right along with us.

In this episode of Patch Notes 3.0, things get a little… theoretical. Robert takes hot seat as the Grand Inquisitor of Conspiracies™, quizzing the panel, Miguel & Sergio with strange clues and cryptic questions about some of the wildest conspiracy theories out there. From suspicious landmarks to possibly feathered spies, our co-hosts must guess what theory is being hinted at—all while spiraling into chaos, tangents, and terrible guesses.

In this episode of Patch Notes 3.0, we test our very limited survival instincts against the most dramatic doomsday scenarios we could think of — zombies, robot uprisings, wastelands, and you guessed it... rain.