If you’re looking for silver or gold you’re barking up the wrong tree. You might be able to squeeze some breviaries out of us if your timing is good, though.

Ochocinco tweeted at you. Now you have an hour to figure out how twitter works. You should probably ask someone other than us.

Vladimir Putin might be trying to infiltrate the seminary and kids are stabbing each other with tacks in Mike’s catechism class. We really need to work on our group energy.

Do you think we can put this Vatican up on Craigslist? Imagine how many five dollar foot longs we could afford. We’re going to be masters of divinity, after all. I think we know what we’re talking about, God.

Which is stronger, the Rite of Exorcism, the Sacrament of Penance, or a Super-soaker full of holy water? Why don’t you just read my palm and tell me to hop on one foot and we can call it good.

Juice got up early this morning warm and well-fed, because Christianity is not something you just sit around a podcast about. (Feat. Dmac)

How do you make a building represent “God to the third power”? Spoiler alert: the answer is “make it a cube”. And in case you were wondering, you and not it are deficient. (Feat. Dmac)

A brief conversation about babies, both human and divine. The demons in the radiators don’t want you to hear this. (Feat. Dmac)