Three Dogs North

Ochocinco tweeted at you. Now you have an hour to figure out how twitter works. You should probably ask someone other than us.

Vladimir Putin might be trying to infiltrate the seminary and kids are stabbing each other with tacks in Mike’s catechism class. We really need to work on our group energy.

Do you think we can put this Vatican up on Craigslist? Imagine how many five dollar foot longs we could afford. We’re going to be masters of divinity, after all. I think we know what we’re talking about, God.

Which is stronger, the Rite of Exorcism, the Sacrament of Penance, or a Super-soaker full of holy water? Why don’t you just read my palm and tell me to hop on one foot and we can call it good.

Juice got up early this morning warm and well-fed, because Christianity is not something you just sit around a podcast about. (Feat. Dmac)

How do you make a building represent “God to the third power”? Spoiler alert: the answer is “make it a cube”. And in case you were wondering, you and not it are deficient. (Feat. Dmac)

A brief conversation about babies, both human and divine. The demons in the radiators don’t want you to hear this. (Feat. Dmac)

Your gold medal is going to be lava in the core of the earth someday, so just please come back home.

Dennis Rodman, Bill Murray, St. Francis of Assisi, Homer Simpson, and the Dali Lama. Are we all just Legos after all?

Hollywood wants you to have your cake and eat it too. Choose one.