Three Free Movies

Starring Kirsten Dunst (who we're nominating for a Grammy), Cailee Spaeny, Jesse Plemons, and Nick Offerman, this movie has an 83% on Rotten Tomatoes and a 100% in Nick's rotten heart. In this episode we also profess our love for director Alex Garland who is in some ways responsible for the making of this podcast (we'll let you connect those dots).

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Meet Tedious Bits (Nick's new drag persona) in this episode about The Fall Guy with Ryan Gosling and Emily Blunt! Mics were thrown, feelings were hurt, and rankings were disrupted.

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We are maxing and chillaxing on the couch today, and things get... a little more comfortable than usual. We get exceedingly familiar with Zendaya and her sad, sad little bottoms (read: Challengers). Also, to this day, Lila still has not updated her rankings list.

This week's movie: Challengers with Zendaya, Mike Faist, and Josh O'Connor.

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The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare is your average Spyrites movie, except with more heart-stealing (literally) massive Swedish boyfriends. This week we talk about heist movies, debate on which WW2 Spy Pirate we would be, and break down whether or not Nick could survive actual nazi torture.

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TW: Some gross Nazi SA stuff at approx. 18:20 -18:40

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This week we talk about Wicked Little Letters starring Olivia Colman, Jessie Buckley, and Timothy Spall. Wicked Little Letters has got the cussing, it's got the characters, it's even got the Irish accents you need, but does it have what it takes to make our S tier? We also talk about jungle sized spiders above your bed at night (we've got range).

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This is not about Ghostbusters. Welcome to the audio hellscape that is this week's episode. Recommended audio pairing: "Bustin" by Neil Cicierega. Good luck kids.

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The American Society of Magical Negroes, the only movie with a rotten tomatoes rating lower than Twilight that Lila will rewatch without a fight. Justice Smith sent this movie to the top of our charts, but can it beat Dune 2 and Lisa Frankenstein?

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Is this episode about lesbians on a mission? Or hanging schlong? The world may never know. Today Nick and Lila talk about Drive Away Dolls and all the shenanigans that come with it.

(P.S. We're sick. Sorry if we missed any sniffles in editing)

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Welcome back to Three Free Movies! Dune 2 brings up discussions of Book v Movie, what constitutes a horny watch, and the prospects of family nukes. Strap in for a long one!

P.S. As you know from listening to other episodes, Nick has the best memory in the world and definitely remembers all the details of this book and got nothing wrong that he later remembered after recording. His memory is Flawless. Take him at his word.

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Madame Web has a 12% on Rotten Tomatoes... for a reason. Nick has some tinfoil hat conspiracies and Lila isn't mad, she's just disappointed. Join Three Free Movies this week as we recover from seeing Madame Web in theaters.

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