Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about an email from a listener who saw a man in a monkey suit at a gas station, emailer saw strippers wrestle in kiddy pool full of milk, phrases that make sense today that wouldn’t have 30 years ago, trench collapses while men were working inside, battery crashed through family’s windshield on road trip, key impaled the bottom of woman’s foot, kids attacked by swarm of bees, meat prices rising, retail closures, guy reunites his dad with classic racing car, baby hears his parents for first time, update on death of Telemundo reporter, update Justin Tucker allegations, Raiders searching for QB, Gronk not considering coming out of retirement, people already betting on Eagles to repeat, RIP Gene Hackman, RIP Michelle Trachtenberg, son of Christopher Reeve retraces dad’s final journey, Colin Jost went dumpster diving to find Scarlett Johansson’s engagement ring, Seth Rogen on not wanting to have kids, Mt Rushmore of grunge bands, woman paid for court fines with credit card she stole, old man attacked by guy with axe after fender bender, lady pissed at BF locked him in storage unit for days, woman discovered husband was cheating and tortured him and mistress, Indian guy gets chili powder up butt for stealing, woman electrocuted fiancé’s belly for 3 hours, people love dish served at funeral home, woman got toilet paper tattoo to celebrate where she met husband, drunk tourist fined for diving into famous Italian fountain, man got trapped under avalanche, couple of friends celebrating bridal shower ended up having plane to themselves, bizarre mystery sea creature, things that were hyped but flopped, Alexa is going to get smarter, music producer that is insanely good at identifying songs on first note only, lotto winner says his jackpot was predicted by his dreams, people wishing dead people a Happy Birthday on Facebook, man’s truck got shot up, Florida ramping up for spring breakers, train heists to steal Nike sneakers, woman shopped with raven on her shoulder, Wendy’s changing up the Frosty, guy finds high school class ring in garden, company backpedals on policy of firing employees who didn’t get married by September, and more!