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After listening to an enquiry about the death of Dr David Kerry in the scandal of the weapons of mass destruction in the Iraq war the prime minister stood rather like Judas when he was asked by a reporter "do you have blood on your hands " Jerusalem and the middle east has been in countless wars destroyed many times and taken over by countless crusaders, The quote after his middle Eastern debacle was that the first casualty of war is always the truth . out my latest episode!

A short story  about a mans narcissistic nature , which is really an inferiority complex brought about by the miracle making of motherhood , I.e he's constantly engage in  egotistical endeavours to try and attain some what of a second rate materialistic miracle compared to that of his women.

This is a short song I wrote for Colette's birthday she's an angel faced florist who works out of a norman church on a country estate, surrounded by angelic statues all halos and wings adding to this heavenly scene is her being bathed and baptized in the divine light from the stain glassed windows along with the scent from the flowers you think you've arrived at the garden of Eden, but then again when she puts on her leather and lace and hits the town well that's a different story , A Saturday night sinner and a Sunday morning Saint. All rights reserved. out my latest episode!

CheckA song I wrote for a crazy young girl who's beauty could have caused Aphrodite to scream a red rage of jealously, it was fairly obvious to see her maker man was completely OCD and once you're under her spell you just can't break free .

a song I wrote whilst watching builders at work they seem to reduce your world to a rubble trouble you go from living in a home to caravan their two day builds turns into a two year course the city and guilds .

A short sketch written about my parents and the differing opinions they had my mother wanted to have all plastic surgery possible but my father was happy the way he was . out my latest episode!

They called her La Pucelle The maiden of steel

Joan of arc who saved France from the hundred years war with the English but as usual her own French nobels through tricks and treachery sold her back to the English after she'd won back France they charged her with cross dressing and heresy she was burned at the stake three times till her bones turned to dust but her legend never did rust. In 1909 at Notre Dame she was made a saint by Pope Pius X and became the patron of freedom ,France an feminism.

A song about an artist girlfriend and her crazy cultural crew, their works of art or gestation periods of genius seem to carry similar traits and time scales to those of real pregnancies

The blues bar girls where the Amazonian hell raisers we called them the Sisters of Satan, all in black leather they drank from dawn till dusk fuelled on speed an cocaine they'd come in singing and swinging , heaven help the men who fell in love they'd use an abuse ya then leave ya heart bitten raw like a old dogs chew bar.

a short song I wrote and sang this morning , its about being under the total command of a fat controller