TICK TOCK ROCK

A eulogy/song for Grandfathers they're like old sentinels that stand  guard over us in our early infant years , stolid as grandfather clocks their old heavy hearts pendulum the rhythm of life into our new born ears

a mortal metronome that keeps a steady beat to the timpani of our tiny pattering feet.

A song for Big Manchester Pete, the hardest-looking man you'd ever meet, though his face may seem like it was made for a trick or treat, inside he had a big old heart that was as soft as a boiled sugar beet.

A song for a love honey we called Ann Summers due to her working there, she asked me for a birthday card poem and caused me a writer's block which when I tried to explain she cursed me a look of pure disdain , so I wrote this along the lines of a frigid flustering fool that she'd doubtless be serving at the Ann summers shop. Katie looks at all men with indifference and always takes fun from them , Bravo darling it's all we deserve.

The macabre story about a great grandmother who's ashes were made into a bone china plate by her broken hearted lover the practice of using powdered human bone in pottery still continues to this day with artists such as Crow and Kraft who call it crafting Cremains

A song for a love honey we called Ann Summers due to her working there, she asked me for a birthday card poem and caused me a writer's block which when I tried to explain she cursed me a look of pure disdain , so I wrote this along the lines of a frigid flustering fool that she'd doubtless be serving at the Ann summers shop. Katie looks at all men with indifference and always takes fun from them , Bravo darling it's all we deserve.

A song about two tramps in cider park harrogate with a little dog she's an up market girl from Harrogate ladies collage who's fallen from grace he's just a Bowery bum the lady and the tramp the reason I mentioned the red rubber stamp is because that's what you're usually given by every government department and then of cause when they find you dead frozen to the ground a THE BIG RED RUBBER STAMP ( DECEASED) I have sympathy for the homeless due to spending time living on the streets in France being moved on or out of towns usually in the middle of the night it's an extremely hard life that drives you to madness hence the dream painting by Edvard Munch many street sleepers have schizophrenia or other mental disorders caused by drink drugs and destitution.

The boys in blue they watch over me and you it takes a person strong and true to risk their life in order to protect someone they never knew.

The birds and bees have joined us from the flowers and trees you find them at Macdonald's an champagne bars lapping up our left over cream teas they'll hardly be floaty lite on the breeze after feasting on our fat fantastic sleaze.

A short song for Todd's forth birthday his name means the fox although the only thing I've seen him foraging for are lollipops from the chocolate box.

Growing up in a witches coven with all of them casting spells over everything and everyone I couldn't understand the horoscope stars then or now , they were always fighting for the Sorceresses supremacy Mystic Meg was of their best loved astro-donnas.