There are only a few installments left of the Most Markleous Headline of the Week, and boy did one of Meghan's extremely rude half-siblings go for the gold this week. In other news: a part-time model and part-time LAPD officer named Tim Chung may or may not be the father of Kylie's baby (he's not), DJ Khaled refuses to pleasure Nicole Tuck, whom we somehow have never discussed until now, and the marriage of the century just ended in divorce. (Will someone please send Colton Haynes flowers on our behalf?)