This is probably my most convoluted episode to date. Why? Cos mmmm'sick. I talk about backwards people that go on 'kitchen nightmares' and then fall into a perplex hole and end up questioning all the unanswered questions from 'SpongeBob'. Welcome to the sick podcast.

In today's episode I take my hat off to 'professional platter setters' who get paid to simply decorate plates which is so dumb, be perplexed at people who choose to use metal detectors in 2020, AGAIN be perplexed by the only job title ever seen in instagram bios, "registered nurse" and then wonder why the people that put comedian as their title are never funny. Like ever. Perplexed.

In this weeks episode I unpack some "fan feedback", explain how voting works for the Hottest 100,  discuss how when someone says "this is everything" it is almost certainly, not it. Also I talk about my broken mind clock and get angry about my dumb doorbell.

In today's podcast I discuss having a weird melon, my life changing writing for RANSACK Media, introduce a new segment 'Silly Product', be confused over lame excuses for memoriam parks and read a heartfelt letter about my failure at stopping the...

In today's episode I explore my "sex on traps", the thought of getting controlled by a GARNISH, what 'I'm mad about', "bring back the '20s men" nonsense and I role-play how I think kids unboxing videos are like behind the scenes.

Last year I was just dipping my toes in the podcast, this time Im going swimming baby. Hear my experience with budgy smuggler limbo, how Scomo's bEen hARd dOnE by, what I'm mad about in the new segment "I'm getting mad", and how I would have handled the pitch of the movie "Cats" - hint, it wouldn't have been made.

I dive into the mythos of the show, as well as unleash on clocks because honestly - why do they make sounds?? Also go on a couple real tangents about Kim K but its all fact.

Daddy's home. And I'm here to ask "Why though?" to cheerleaders, frozen yoghurt and why on earth graham crackers are spelt GRAHAM like the name. 

This episode marks a special milestone for me, so, to celebrate, I brought in my first ever guest onto the podcast! He flew in all the way from Scotland. He shouldn't have. It turned into chaos very quickly. 

Oh, hey, you watch Love Island? Oh cool, so uhhh, y'uh idiot? Orrrrr y'uh stupid? That and also me talking about my brother the human mii and their lame creation, bowling blues, fan love and people watching at the beach is this episode.