In this episode, Anton and the Mayor cruelly enact a sustained attack on your personal childhood by noticing that An American Tail isn't maybe a particularly good movie? But we're counting it as a Hanukkah movie, despite the lack of basketball. Or candles.

On this, the weediest of all holidays, your two hosts from those weediest of states, Oregon and New Jersey, join forces to revisit that most surprising canon entry, and certainly ONE OF the weediest holiday comedies of all time. We haven't seen that Seth Rogen one, though, so who knows.

Hope last week wasn't too horny for you, because Colleen and I are looking at the first American sound version of A Christmas Carol, and it gets WEIRD.

The Mayor and Courtney review "Don't Open Till Christmas", a 1984 British murder mystery/slasher film that's not really interested in being either of those things. Or being coherent.

DAMN YOU, THE APRIL FOOL! Lol, just kidding, he's my best friend.

Emily and Brian look at "Better Watch Out", a movie that dares to ask "What if Home Alone, but the Macaulay Culkin was also the robbers, and it was the Macaulay Culkin from The Good Son, and instead of burglary, it was toxic masculinity?"

Chicks and ducks and geese better scurry, because Victorians are going to TERRIBLE things to you. And that's just ONE of the troubling things in "Young Sherlock Holmes", which is set at Secret British Christmas. Robbie and Brian are here to take you through this delightful family mystery unaccountably directed by Barry Levinson.

The Mayor and David take a look at "Office Christmas Party", which is one of those movies where a bunch of actors you like show up to earn a low-effort paycheck.

Flonk and Brian look at "Three Days of the Condor", a movie in which the world's most handsome nerd dodges assassins in a manner that is endearingly incompetent and less endearingly... kidnappy? Also, it's kind of Christmas.

Look out, Mr. and Mrs. America! Evil godless commies are on the march, and they're here to steal YOUR White American Christmas! But fear not, there's one hero to stop them, with a patchy beard, a dull expression, and an armpit full of uzis! Lara and I take on INVASION: USA!