"Mom, can we stop at McDonalds for The Green Knight?" "No, we have the Green Knight at home." The Green Knight at home:

David and the Mayor look at "Ernest Saves Christmas", which did not give us the nostalgia bomb we were hoping for. Also, it's another Santa replacement story, and somehow one with even MORE weird implications than "The Santa Clause", as Santa is looking for his own replacement this time, and... targeting the desperate and lonely? Huh.

Lisa of the Film Reroll is back with us this week, to discuss the arbitrarily Thanksgiving-set thriller "Don't Say a Word". This movie was part of a pretty huge cultural moment in the US. Which one? We'll never tell. (Seriously, you won't be able to guess; it's wild.)

Amanda from Death of Podcasts joins me this week to discuss "Non-Stop New York", a pretty dang good B-movie that mmmmmmmaybe only got on the list through clerical error.

Alonso Duralde joins the mayor once again to review yet another musical, but this time, it's another good one! A classic-ass classic, in fact, in that it's White Christmas, a spiritual sequel to Holiday Inn designed to hit your nostalgia from every direction.

Longest Guest Month continues apace, as Bob joins us to discuss "Tower Heist", a surprisingly good movie with an unfortunate creep concentration. We discuss heist movies in general, the wildly varied career of Mr. Edward Murphy, and how Matthew Broderick occasionally escapes the clutches of his sinister father in law, Arthur Jessica Parker.

This week, we're looking at "Deck the Halls", the lowest point in the personal AND professional lives of several major celebrities. We see who was trying their best, who was trying their worst, and play a classic round of "Is there a good movie hiding in here?"

AAlgar of "Kids Love Batman" and "Endeavor" joins us to discuss "It Happened One Christmas", a sort of half-committed gender swap of It's A Wonderful Life starring Orson Welles and Marlo Thomas.

His name is JACK DETH. He's a COP. And he's here to SINGE TRANCERS AND TRY TO GET IT ON WITH HELEN HUNT. Tim Montoya joins me to review the Christmas sci-fi action cheapie "Trancers"!

The Mayor and Colleen take a look at "Curse of the Cat People", a sequel to a movie we've never seen, but also we're pretty sure we don't have to. Lord knows the people who wrote and directed this hadn't.