Our good great friend Mal is here to talk about the most knittastic Christmas movie Netflix has to offer! It's "A Castle for Christmas", and Scottish people should prrrrrrrrobably ignore its existence!

Chant joins us on this very ad hoc guest month to review "He-Man and She-Ra: A Christmas Special", the most toyetic holiday special to produce no toys.

In  a "crossover" with New and a Bit Alarming, the Mayor and Flonk discuss Little Orphan Annie's Very Animated Christmas. And, having run out of things to discuss with a 20 minute cartoon, go on to just play the recording of us watching it. It's a semi-commentary!

Maggie and Aal from Kids Love Superman stop by to review two Christmas episodes of "Lois and Clark: The New Adventures of Superman", a show which is AWESOME.

For a variety of reasons, the Mayor is flying solo this week, so sit back and relax as he takes a leisurely stroll through an unchanged canon. UNCHANGED?! Yes, thanks to two executive decisions and frankly a rough year from the randomizer, there's no need to add or remove anything, so we can just chill! Woo!

Tim and the Mayor wrap up bonkers Hallmark logline month with "Unlocking Christmas", a movie about mysterious keys and cryptices that somehow manages to be sooooooo boring.

Anton and Brian check out Hallmark’s attempt at a Hanukkah movie, “Love Lights Hanukkah”. Such relatable Hanukkah characters! A dreidel collector! A latke artist! A woman who feels genetically obligated to do a Hanukkah!

Bonkers Hallmark Logline month falls short of its promises as Brian and David encounter a Passionflix/Lifetime movie. And one that doesn't even kind of commit to its wild logline, which was: "A man celebrates Christmas every day, and yet is still a viable love interest for a TV romance movie." But honestly, we mostly just talk about hot people on Star Trek.

Bonkers Hallmark Loglines month continues as Brian and Robbie dig a shallow grave for the art of song parody as we review "A Christmas Carousel". Logline: "A big city carousel repairwoman needs to repair The Royal Carousel in time for Christmas... with the help of the handsome prince!"

Bonkers Hallmark Loglines month begins as Brian, Emily, Spencer, and Candace Cameron superfan Atma the Cat all squeeze together to review "If I Only Had Christmas". Logline: "It's a Hallmark Christmas movie, but also it's The Wizard of Oz!"