The Mayor and Flonk review Robert Zemeckis's production of "A Christmas Carol", from the very expensive flop factory, Image Movers Digital.

Brian and Courtney review "Christmas With the Kranks", a hateful little piece of garbage. Look, sometimes I don't mince words with these descriptions.

Yes, no point trying to hide it this time. The April Fool is here, and this time, he's putting himself at risk! He never asked to be called a hero.

The war has ended, an inheritance is on the line, and Brian and Colleen are once again embrangled with some real crazy stories, as we review the absolutely wild semi-anthology film "Christmas Eve 1947".

In this episode, recorded months ago, the Mayor discusses Justin's broken bones with the air of a man who's never broken a bone and never will. Oh, hubris. We also discuss Will Ferrell's career, see how Artie Lange is doing, and talk about the worst romance subplot in a Christmas movie... ever?

Tim is here to cover the rare Christmas, Thanksgiving, AND New Year movie, Rocky! The good one!

In our final (hopefully) Broken Arms Special, Brian has made a list of actors he thinks would play a good Santa Claus in a biopic, and this time, Tim is joining him to bounce some ideas around!

This week, still with his broken arms, the mayor goes deep on an analysis of his least favorite question, "is X really a Christmas movie?" In order to answer the question, he has created a six category filing system that should answer everybody's questions and hopefully make them shut up about this forever.

So… I broke both of my arms! Not badly, but I learned last week that the process of typing and uploading was excruciatingly painful. So we're taking a SHORT break. Here's a quick episode with the full explanation of my arms issue, as well as a slightly rambly review of every movie I've watched since smashing up my elbows. That's right, ALL the Three Ninjas movies!

AAl and Amanda from The Death of Podcasts have returned, and this time, we're talking the first ever Downton Abbey Christmas special, which is a Christmas special for about 20 minutes before it gets bored, and then is mostly about which suitor Mary's magic butt will kill next.