Break out your white t-shirt’s for the wet t-shirt contest, put your bikinis on, and get your sunscreen ready…it’s Spring Break week! What drink could be more perfect than a GrandTen Distilling Rum (shoutout once again to Kit’s friend Kevin!) piña colada, accompanied by Kit and Heidi’s favorite celeb spring break scandals.

Lover of young/blonde women, avid partier, global-warming spokesperson, and Martin Scorsese’s muse, it’s Leonardo DiCaprio week! Kit and Heidi sip on GrandTen Distilling’s South Boston Irish Whisky (thanks again Kevin!), and confess their love for the infamous man who sunk to the bottom of the ocean with the heart of the ocean.

It’s “Dishin’ on the ‘Dashians” Week! Kit and Heidi delve into the complex world of the Kardashian family dynamics. Love ‘em or hate ‘em, they sure are fun to talk about with booze in hand!

This week, Kit & Heidi discuss whether or not Katy Perry’s heyday is over. As they sip on Ketel One and Cran/Ras La Croix, Kit coins the phrase “always assume every bug will bite you, and every man wants to fuck you.”

This episode of Tipsy Tabloids places the emphasis on tipsy. Thanks to South Boston Irish Whiskey from GrandTen Distilling (sent in by Kit’s friend Kevin), the ladies reveal some extra saucy confessions, and discuss the infamous Howard Stern.

Wire Works American Gin, Lime LaCroix, and Lena Dunham, oh my! While Lena is not one of Heidi’s favorite celebrities, Kit convinces her to read her book, and the gals accept another health challenge from one of their #Tipsters.

In this episode, the ladies dish on Nicki Minaj, and all of her highs and lows. Heidi teaches Kit about Nicki’s alter egos, which helps them discover the alter egos within themselves.

Kit & Heidi sip on apple flavored Bubly (knock off LaCroix what up!) mixed with Svedka, and discuss the scandalous Shia Labeouf. Will Kit’s love for him fade when she learns about his bad boy ways? Listen and find out!

This week, Heidi and Kit binge on vodka milkshakes and dissect the enigma that is Lady Gaga. Heidi learns Kit is a (recent) HUGE Lady Gaga fan, and debunks some floating rumors about this fame monster.

This week, Heidi and Kit gush over J Lo, and dish on her past tumultuous love life. The gals sip on whisky and lemonade because they won’t let the Chicago winter dictate when they can have a summer drink.