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Welcome, welcome.... fellow Maroons..... to 'Maroon Monday' !!!

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In today's pod.... we discuss drinkers and the drinkers nose.... and speaking of drinking... we talk a LOT about Monkey Man.... this is a Monkey Man heavy episode.... and then Sean tells us the tale... of the Couch Removal from the Pacific Ocean....

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And with that….. Enjoy another trip.... to the Marooooooooooon !!!

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Timestamps:

(02:45) - Capitalism.... and Human Nature....

(11:10) - High and Low-Key Rez... and more 'Monkey Man'.....

(19:50) - Moving a Couch.... out of the Pacific Ocean.....

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@fhilosophertheson198 - Philosopher the Son

https://youtu.be/Wmy_Uonn6Xs (100 Bars - Intro / Outro Song)

Welcome, welcome.... fellow Maroons..... to another ED !!!

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In today's pod.... we swap some Casino stories.... I talk about the McRigged... I mean the McRib.....we bring up the "Saddest Sound Ever Recorded"......... and talk about some Real Madrid vs Barcelona.... and I end the pod with talking about how easy it is to dupe Football Fans.....

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And with that….. Enjoy another trip.... to the Marooooooooooon !!!

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Timestamps:

(03:50) - Casino Stories......

(15:25) - Dude..... Where's My Engine.......

(19:20) - The Saddest Sound Ever Recorded...... and Real Madrid vs Barcelona......

(28:45) - The McRigged.... and Football Fans.....

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@fhilosophertheson198 - Philosopher the Son

https://youtu.be/Wmy_Uonn6Xs (100 Bars - Intro / Outro Song)

Welcome, welcome.... fellow Maroons..... to another ED! !!

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In today's pod.... we start out with asking.... "WTF is going on in Venezuela?!".... and then after trying to make sense of that... we do a review of our 2025 Resolutions, and bring in our new Resolutions for the 2026 New Year...... and then Sean ends the pod ... with his MonkeyPod story....

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And with that….. Enjoy another trip.... to the Marooooooooooon !!!

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Timestamps:

(02:50) - Why Venezuela.... Why now.....

(08:40) - 2025 in Review...the highs and the lows.....

(19:40) - 2026 New Year Resolutions....

(28:20) - The 'Monkey Man' Story.....

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@fhilosophertheson198 - Philosopher the Son

https://youtu.be/Wmy_Uonn6Xs (100 Bars - Intro / Outro Song)

Welcome, welcome.... fellow Maroons..... to 'Maroon Monday' !!! And Happy 2026! !!

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In today's pod.... I go on a fun adventure.... about how I got scammed to start my 2026.... being the absolute Maroon that I am.... and then we dive into a little review of our predictions of 2025.... and guess what is to come for 2026....

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And with that….. Enjoy another trip.... to the Marooooooooooon !!!

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Timestamps:

(03:10) - Eddie Murphy Return ?!

(07:00) - Niner and DoorDash Fails......

(17:30) - Hair loss....and Scammed.....Happy New Year !!!

(30:45) - 2025 Year in Review.... and 2026.... Year of the.....

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@fhilosophertheson198 - Philosopher the Son

https://youtu.be/Wmy_Uonn6Xs (100 Bars - Intro / Outro Song)

Welcome, welcome.... fellow Maroons..... to another ED!!!

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In today's pod.... I lament about my love life... or lack thereof... much to the delight of Sean... and go into intricate detail about my worst first date..... which leads us to a surprise visit... by none other... than 'The Demonic Ex-GF'.......

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And with that….. Enjoy another trip.... to the Marooooooooooon !!!

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Timestamps:

(02:35) - Single Guy Food = Peanut Butter ?!

(07:35) - Worst First Date... Ever.....

(21:45) - 'The Demonic Ex-GF'.... and "The Proposal".....

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@fhilosophertheson198 - Philosopher the Son

https://youtu.be/Wmy_Uonn6Xs (100 Bars - Intro / Outro Song)

Welcome, welcome.... fellow Maroons..... to 'Maroon Sunday' !!!

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In today's pod.... I sing some Johnny Cash.... give you an update on the 'Joshy Washy's'...... tell you about my typical lazy Sunday NFL morning..... and we do what we do best.... some horrible impersonations.... of our favorite heroes.......

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And with that….. Enjoy another trip.... to the Marooooooooooon !!!

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Timestamps:

(07:40) - The Westest of the West Virginia.... Chad Powers......

(10:55) - NFL Fox Pre-Game Crew.... and more impersonations.....

(16:55) - The Big Aristotle Here.... Big Shaqtus.....

(20:15) - Give her the.....

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@fhilosophertheson198 - Philosopher the Son

https://youtu.be/Wmy_Uonn6Xs (100 Bars - Intro / Outro Song)

Welcome, welcome.... fellow Maroons..... and Merry Holidays !!!

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In today's pod.... we dive into doomsday preppers, the ATLAS comet, and a little rapture dabbling..... we also talk about Sugar daddies.... in a world without sugar..... and are we in the "Weak men make hard times" part of the cycle ?!

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I continue the Pod.... by asking "What is going on with OpenAI?!?!" and then I end the Pod with the "Insta-Mac N' Cheese Fiasco"

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And with that….. Enjoy another trip.... to the Marooooooooooon !!!

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Timestamps:

(03:20) - Sugar Daddies....sans Sugar.... and "Weak Men Make Hard Times"......

(15:25) - Atlas Comet.... Doomsday..... and the Rapture.....

(25:35) - Nvidia and OpenAI....

(29:45) - The Insta-Mac N' Cheese Fiasco....

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@fhilosophertheson198 - Philosopher the Son

https://youtu.be/Wmy_Uonn6Xs (100 Bars - Intro / Outro Song)

Welcome, welcome.... fellow Maroons..... to 'Maroon Monday' !!!

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In today's pod.... Sean doubles down on Tom Hanks and Adam Sandler being the same person.... we also discuss the "Poly' markets... and I dive into some stories about my bizarre friend group....

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And with that….. Enjoy another trip.... to the Marooooooooooon !!!

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Timestamps:

(02:25) - The struggle.... to find Rich Homie Quan.....

(08:00) - Along Came Poly.....

(15:10) - Weirdest Friend Group.....ever......

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@fhilosophertheson198 - Philosopher the Son

https://youtu.be/Wmy_Uonn6Xs (100 Bars - Intro / Outro Song)

Welcome, welcome.... fellow Maroons..... to 'Maroon Monday' !!!

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In today's pod.... we discuss how simple it is to get into our gambling vices.... how we are in the age of prop bets... with Casino gambling stories..... I also describe my Hostage situation with my phone..... and how I might be getting shingles as well.... and we end the pod with Sean telling us what he really is waiting for in life.....

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And with that….. Enjoy another trip.... to the Marooooooooooon !!!

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Timestamps:

(02:45) - The Age of Prop Betting....and Losing.....

(17:45) - Terms of (Hostage) Service.....

(22:00) - Sympathy Shingles...and the 'Knight in Shining Ar-More'.....

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@fhilosophertheson198 - Philosopher the Son

https://youtu.be/Wmy_Uonn6Xs (100 Bars - Intro / Outro Song)

Welcome, welcome.... fellow Maroons..... to 'Maroon Monday' !!!

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In today's pod.... Sean describes how he got BANNED from DoorDash... yes.. BANNED... which leads to near starvation... and I continue to rant about my "Fantasy Nightmare" that I can't escape from..... all while wrapped up in a convo about 'Are we in an AI Bubble?'....

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And with that….. Enjoy another trip.... to the Marooooooooooon !!!

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Timestamps:

(03:10) - Burry vs Palantir..... and the AI Bubble.....

(17:00) - Sean's BAN from DoorDash...slash Food.... and the Fainting Goat......

(21:40) - My Fantasy Nightmare continues....and the "New Q"......

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@fhilosophertheson198 - Philosopher the Son

https://youtu.be/Wmy_Uonn6Xs (100 Bars - Intro / Outro Song)