To the Maroon

To the Maroon

By Mr. MaroonComedy
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To the Maroon episodes

  • To the Maroon - 24

    Welcome, welcome.... fellow Maroons..... to 'Maroon Monday' !!!

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    In today's pod.... I do a long, angry Daffy Duck rant.... a rant in Daffy Duck's voice, not a rant ABOUT Daffy Duck.... and I also talk a LOT about nut licking... all while making some horrible predictions...

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    And with that….. Enjoy another trip.... to the Marooooooooooon !!!

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    Timestamps:

    (03:20) - Plastic Purge... like drinking 'Radithor'!

    (10:35) - Daffy Duck presents.."25X".... and the '$125 countdown'......

    (19:25) - Finishing the thought... and the Dramatic Pause... for...dramatic....

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    @fhilosophertheson198 - Philosopher the Son

    https://youtu.be/Wmy_Uonn6Xs (100 Bars - Intro / Outro Song)

    30 min
  • To the Maroon - 23

    Welcome, welcome.... fellow Maroons..... to 'Maroon Monday' !!!

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    In today's pod.... I go on a whiskey-fueled rant... about those who solicit for your advice... and then contradict it... and speaking of contradictions.... I give contradictory advice!!! Yea.. that didn't take long!!! Should you listen to your body... or argue with it ?!?! Both have merits!!! I also rant about how I'm being ignored.... which is probably for the best!!!

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    And with that….. Enjoy another trip.... to the Marooooooooooon !!!

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    Timestamps:

    (03:15) - Listening to your body.... and then arguing with it.....

    (11:00) - The 'Ignored Prophet'.....

    (15:00) - Hell Divers 2 (rant).... leads to lack of trust.... or reveals it.....

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    @fhilosophertheson198 - Philosopher the Son

    https://youtu.be/Wmy_Uonn6Xs (100 Bars - Intro / Outro Song)

    25 min
  • To the Maroon - 22

    Welcome, welcome.... fellow Maroons..... to 'Maroon Monday' !!!

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    In today's pod.... I do a LOT of lamenting.... about my (lack of) legacy, about the plight of the single guy... really the plight of the single EVERYONE.... and I go on an absolute tear... on the "Non-Watchers".... Also, I start the pod by attempting to explain our current economic crisis... and it ends up with Warhammer talk....

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    And with that….. Enjoy another trip.... to the Marooooooooooon !!!

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    Timestamps:

    (03:15) - More Warhammer talk.... and continued love for the Orks.....

    (11:00) - How to Adventure... and what Legacy ?! A Legacy of Shingles ?!?!

    (19:25) - Loneliest Generation.... ever ?!?! And 50 Cent's 'Magic Trick'....

    (26:30) - What to NOT watch.... and a RANT on the "Non-Watchers".....

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    @fhilosophertheson198 - Philosopher the Son

    https://youtu.be/Wmy_Uonn6Xs (100 Bars - Intro / Outro Song)

    40 min
  • To the Maroon - 21

    Welcome, welcome.... fellow Maroons..... to 'Maroon Monday' !!!

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    In today's pod.... Comin' in a lil' hot..... started out on FIRE on this one.... oh... and we get a LOT of Shingle talk.... that's right.... Shingle talk...... where else do you get Shingle Talk?!?! Also, we break down how my car.... is breaking down..... and I go HAM on Simulation Theory..... and then end the Pod with maybe my worst analogy ever........

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    And with that….. Enjoy another trip.... to the Marooooooooooon !!!

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    Timestamps:

    (03:15) - It's all 1's and 0's...... and the Origin of King Shingle.....

    (13:50) - My Car, My Fail, My Truth..... and let's get Real....... Estate........

    (27:35) - Simulate THIS..... What's a THEORY got to do with it?

    (34:55) - Tech..... does it gets us really?!

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    @fhilosophertheson198 - Philosopher the Son

    https://youtu.be/Wmy_Uonn6Xs (100 Bars - Intro / Outro Song)

    45 min
  • To the Maroon - 20

    Welcome, welcome.... fellow Maroons..... to 'Maroon Monday' !!!

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    In today's pod.... I attempt to break everyone's speakers as I hit that high note.... we talk a LOT about Gambling and how pervasive it is nowadays.... and what if the Big Chief liked to wager on sports himself.... and I take everyone down a Fantasy Trip.... straight to Route 66...or what is the opposite of Route 66.... Route 99 ?!?!

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    And with that….. Enjoy another trip.... to the Marooooooooooon !!!

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    Timestamps:

    (04:00) - Water Cooler Shoulder.... and what CAN'T we Wager on.....

    (14:30) - Blame the last guy..... and what if God was one of us.....

    (23:30) - My Fantasy Nightmare.....

    (35:00) - Moral Sacrifice.... FTW?!

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    @fhilosophertheson198 - Philosopher the Son

    https://youtu.be/Wmy_Uonn6Xs (100 Bars - Intro / Outro Song)

    46 min
  • To the Maroon - 19

    Welcome, welcome.... fellow Maroons..... to 'Maroon Monday' !!!

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    In today's pod.... I go on a rant about people who have no "distractions"... Sean tells us about his adventures as Agent 47.... we lament about getting longer in the tooth, while still attempting to game.... and I have a brand spanking new idea... for a Social Media Platform... just what we need, amiright ?!

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    And with that….. Enjoy another trip.... to the Marooooooooooon !!!

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    Timestamps:

    (02:15) - The Struggle is Real.. when you Game with Age....

    (07:00) - Sean... the Real Life Agent 47.....

    (15:50) - Life is a Whole Distraction.... what's your Poison?

    (20:40) - New Social Media Idea....

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    @fhilosophertheson198 - Philosopher the Son

    https://youtu.be/Wmy_Uonn6Xs (100 Bars - Intro / Outro Song)

    37 min
  • To the Maroon - 18

    Welcome, welcome.... fellow Maroons..... to 'Maroon Monday' !!!

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    In today's pod.... I complain about my job / life... oh and did the sun come up as well ? We also talk a LOT about Warhammer and Warhammer 40k! And get into some video game babble about CA, Total War, and Baldur's Gate 3. That's right, we are still trying to beat BG3...

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    And with that….. Enjoy another trip.... to the Marooooooooooon !!!

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    Timestamps:

    (03:10) - Skills to Not Pay the Bills.....

    (09:00) - Warhammer..... and its ability to help with all of life's problems...

    (14:10) - 'Warhammer Space Marine' and WHY I love the Orks....

    (22:30) - Total War, Creative Assembly, and Baldur's Gate 3....

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    @fhilosophertheson198 - Philosopher the Son

    https://youtu.be/Wmy_Uonn6Xs (100 Bars - Intro / Outro Song)

    39 min
  • To the Maroon - 17

    Welcome, welcome.... fellow Maroons..... to another ED !!!

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    In today's pod.... we get a little bit of everything... from Sean making an insane celebrity comparison...... to where is all the Salt.. in the Earth..... and I give my Happy Gilmore 2 Review.... and I am very considerate of Kelce...

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    And with that….. Enjoy another trip.... to the Marooooooooooon !!!

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    Timestamps:

    (03:50) - Modern 2025 Re-Telling of Adam and Eve....

    (11:25) - Sean's Cobbler and Sad Sandals.... and where is all the Salt in the Earth ?!?!

    (18:00) - What if DC Characters were one of us.....

    (25:55) - Tom Hanks = Adam Sandler ?!?! And a Happy Gilmore 2 Review....

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    @fhilosophertheson198 - Philosopher the Son

    https://youtu.be/Wmy_Uonn6Xs (100 Bars - Intro / Outro Song)

    45 min
  • To the Maroon - 16

    Welcome, welcome.... fellow Maroons..... to another ED !!!

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    In today's pod.... I start out with my impersonation of that "annoying voice within" that is made of pure ID..... nothin' but sass a frass'. Then, Sean drops his Jordan Peterson impersonation as well..... and we do my "Demonic GF who thinks she is a Goddess" bit.....

    Oh, and we also talk about superstitions... are you superstitious? Or just addicted to something? Lastly... we Flex Seal on these Ho's... while dropping Cary Tagawa references.... ooo baby....

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    And with that….. Enjoy another trip.... to the Marooooooooooon !!!

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    Timestamps:

    (02:45) - The Annoying Voice Within....

    (11:55) - Jordan Peterson and the Demonic GF "AKA the Goddess" drop by....

    (20:15) - Gambling Our Time Away.... and Cracks...in Supers-titions

    (28:45) - Flex Seal on these Ho's... Carry Tagawa.....

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    @fhilosophertheson198 - Philosopher the Son

    https://youtu.be/Wmy_Uonn6Xs (100 Bars - Intro / Outro Song)

    45 min
  • To the Maroon - 15

    Welcome, welcome.... fellow Maroons..... to another ED !!!

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    In today's pod.... lil X Hamster continues his love for his one and only... Hilary Clinton.... with a Jabba the Hilary impersonation thrown in..... we ask if you can gamble... on WRESTLING..... how Misery Loves Fantasy Football.... (are you ready for another season!!! yaaa!!) and some DoorDash struggles..... because we got 99 Problems.. and the 1st World is One.....

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    And with that….. Enjoy another trip.... to the Marooooooooooon !!!

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    Timestamps:

    (02:15) - Sean, The Jelly Nelly….and Sean’s continued Love for Hilary….

    (11:50) - Misery Loves Fantasy Football…. and Gambling.. on Wrestling ?!?!

    (16:40) - Would you give her THE…..

    (21:10) - DoorDash Struggles… 99 Problems and 1st World is One….

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    @fhilosophertheson198 - Philosopher the Son

    https://youtu.be/Wmy_Uonn6Xs (100 Bars - Intro / Outro Song)

    36 min

About To the Maroon

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To the Maroon….. Is a pod where life-long friends display the skills that got them to the upper echelon of society, the pinnacle of class, and the toast of the town…. By incessantly complaining…