Sometimes all you need to live your best life is a makeover montage and a healthy dose of the patriarchy. Join us this week as we discuss beauty, value, sexist rom coms, and somehow miss mentioning Grease. Spoilers for My Big Fat Greek Wedding and Howl’s Moving Castle.

Have you or someone you love been inexplicably chosen by mysterious forces to drive the plot forward? If so, you may be entitled to hundreds of pages of bad decisions and unaccountable triumphs! Tune in today for more information! Don’t listen to this episode if you haven’t but are planning to see or read any of the following: Star Wars, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, The Hunger Games, and Avatar: The Last Airbender, as the endings may be spoiled for you.

Follow four writers as they leave their ordinary world and embark on an epic quest to create a podcast! Spoilers for Star Wars, The Hobbit, and To Kill a Mockingbird, but if you don’t already know the plot of those, who even are you?